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♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-08-23 06:17 pm

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the love me meme




You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
(If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)

one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.
crab: (this is why we fight)

[personal profile] crab 2012-08-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ he takes in a really deep breath, face warming up when she places her hand on his shoulder. he dithers for approximately ten seconds, before meeting her gaze and ugh she's smiling at him, that both is and isn't helping his courage.

come on karkat. it's kanaya. you can tell kanaya anything.
]

Well. That's great, that's fantastic, I wouldn't either, but-- I was thinking-- I wanted to ask you...

[ pause. ]

What about more?
glowsferatu: smile (Default)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-24 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

where was this going because she is suddenly completely confused at this whole potential prospect.
]

Wh-what do you mean?
crab: (that everything good)

[personal profile] crab 2012-08-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god, oh god, this is a terrible idea, he can't do this. he flinches in his expression, which immediately becomes a grimace. he has to explain now. there's no going back. ]

I. [ do it. ] Okay, maybe that was too forward, you know what, this was an awful idea, I'm sorry. I'm an ever compounding pile of behemoth excretions that no one wants to clean up, it just keeps getting bigger.

[ SHADOW IS ALWAYS FORGETTING WHO IS HUMAN AND WHO ISN'T ]

I meant. Okay. I just. I don't have anyone else I feel the same way about as I do you, well, I do, or did, but no one else I trust like I trust you, I can't talk to anyone anyone else like I can talk to you, and I didn't really realize it at first but I think. My feelings toward you might not be strictly platonic anymore. They're running pretty crimson, actually. Forget what I said about more, I wouldn't expect you to want that-- who would, really, don't worry about it, I just. Needed to get it off my chest.
Edited 2012-08-24 04:17 (UTC)
glowsferatu: sad, wait (I May Feel Slightly Sad But I Wont Cry)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-24 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh lord. oh god. oh man. this is the last thing she was expecting.

he's such a poor, self-loathing wreck, and she loves him so much, but...not like that. and that's the unfortunate difference between attraction and pity, because it's a swell of the second that she's feeling right now, and it doesn't leave her very red.

she almost feels guilty for that. he deserves better than her rejection.

and, of course, somewhere in that, she feels she doesn't deserve his red inclinations either, and wonders how he could ever have decided that she would be a worthwhile matesprit.
]

...Oh.
crab: (and i hope all this suffering)

[personal profile] crab 2012-08-24 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ and he cannot look at her. trust her he may, but that doesn't stop the humiliation from rushing in on him. ]

... Yeah.
glowsferatu: smile (My Apprehension Too Apparent)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-24 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she moves her hand from his shoulder, holding the fist against her heart. she has to handle this delicately, it's important that the damage is minimized. ]

Karkat, you know that you are primary among those I care for. It cannot be understated how important the position you hold in my heart is.
crab: (our bloody handprints)

[personal profile] crab 2012-08-25 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ he cringes a little. he knows where this is going. he'd expected it, honestly. ]

I know.
glowsferatu: smile (I May Recognize The Points Raised)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-25 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing will ever change that. I promise you.

So, while I am not capable of returning this same expression of feelings, nor am I a deserving object of a love so concentrated as your own, the extension is appreciated and I will do whatever is necessary not to complicate the result of my failure to reciprocate.

[ and then she places a hand under his chin and kneels down to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]