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goshdarnspam2012-08-23 06:17 pm
amoray) wrote in goshdarnspam2012-08-23 06:17 pm
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❤ You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
❤ Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
❤ Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
❤ (If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
❤ Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)
one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~
two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;
three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!
four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.
five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.
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You're going to tell me why you're acting like this before you leave this apartment tonight. I'm worried about you.
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She sighs softly before taking a drink.]
Acting like what? I'm perfectly fine. Happy. Warm fuzzy feeling inside. [She looks over at him with narrowed eyes again.] You can't tell me you don't feel the same.
[We've just entered freaky faed up territory here.]
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Did she just...
No. Why would a human woman be interested in him? That sort of thing just Did Not Happen. He'll just... sit down on the other side of the couch and try to pretend it's anything else that makes any sort of sense.]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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You don't have to be shy about how you feel. I'm not. I love you. And I want it to be just to the two of us. Maybe somewhere away from this city.
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[Shit shit what does he do WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM? His wings flare slightly from the shock of what she just said, and he nearly drops his ale on the floor.]
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I was thinking somewhere with wide open spaces and not a lot of people around.
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[That's all said with a bit of a stammer, and he quickly raises a hand.]
Not to say that you're not, uh... you know. By human standards.
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Almost.
She smiles, eye twitching a bit.]
No. No. Nonononono. No.
[She shifts forward on the couch and starts to crawl toward him.]
No see, you can't not love me. There can't be anyone else. There just can't!
[Hoooooo boy, crazy Kenzi time. There's even a few things around the room that start to rattle and float up into the air. Think regular temper tantrums are bad? Try one thrown by a telekinetic.]
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[He's frozen, staring at her as she gets closer and things start floating. This can't really be happening. He's dreaming, it's a nightmare, she's not really there.]
/ends this
Because she wasn't.
It was a fucking terrible nightmare.
And Kenzi?
She's waking up on her living room floor with her blanket tangled around her legs, a pillow over her head. She's screaming because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EVEN?!
NO NONO NONONONOOOOO FUCK NO
NO]
...Never eating tacos before sleeping again...
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