Like drinking poison, like eating glass

[wisecracked]

DARE MEME

Remember any dare after I cut them off is automatically EAT GLASS

NO EXCEPTIONS!!


VICTIMS:
1. Knock Out
2. Jim Moriarty
3. Nill
4. Primrose Everdeen
5. Dave Strider
6. Tim Drake
7. Roxy Lalonde
8. Nick Fury
9. Eridan
10. Victor Mancha
11. Poison Ivy
12. Bobbi Morse
13. Rose Lalonde
14. Klarion
15. Feferi
16. Jenny Quantum
17. Karkat
18. Kanaya

Comments

[glowsferatu]

[ huffs! ] I'm not especially fond of that shade. Select a different one.

[amoray]

Well you got shitty taste.

[waves around the little bottle of chartreuse!!]

[glowsferatu]

You make this statement while expecting me to wear that?!

[amoray]

It's green.

[it's also hideous!!

no seriously kanaya give him your foot he's grabbing for it]

[glowsferatu]

It's the wrong green!

[ she is trying to kick his hand away ]

[amoray]

It's the only green they had!

[THAT IS A HIDEOUS LIE

THROWS NAIL POLISH BOTTLE AT]

[glowsferatu]

[ it bounces off her head and all over her shirt! ]

You simpering imbecile! I'd just finished this garment the other day!

[ KICKING HIM IN THE FACE ]

[amoray]

That's a weird way a pronouncin' dragged outta the garbage, Kan.

[IS THERE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH

BECAUSE HE'S THROWING IT

IT IS PROBABLY A LAMP]

[glowsferatu]

As if you'd even know what effort rese--

[ bam! another headshot! first blood to eridan. ]

[amoray]

[VVICTORY

oh wait no he can't find anything else to throw fuck]

[glowsferatu]

[ once she recovers from the blow, she pounces at him to deliver a fist to his face. ]

Pay attention to the nails, perhaps that will inform you of the proper shade of green!