Like drinking poison, like eating glass

[wisecracked]

DARE MEME

Remember any dare after I cut them off is automatically EAT GLASS

NO EXCEPTIONS!!


VICTIMS:
1. Knock Out
2. Jim Moriarty
3. Nill
4. Primrose Everdeen
5. Dave Strider
6. Tim Drake
7. Roxy Lalonde
8. Nick Fury
9. Eridan
10. Victor Mancha
11. Poison Ivy
12. Bobbi Morse
13. Rose Lalonde
14. Klarion
15. Feferi
16. Jenny Quantum
17. Karkat
18. Kanaya

Comments

[necronomicod]

Ummm... hmm...

I think I'd like a... oh, I always get the fishy filet, maybe I should try something different this time?

[centurybaby]

Jesus H. Christ.

[necronomicod]

Hey, hey! Does the peanut wrap have any ACTUAL peanuts in it or just fake flavors? Real ones make me puff up like a blowfish.

[centurybaby]

[ hhhhhhhhh!!! ]

Listen, you're ordering fast food, not doing fucking rocket science, okay?

[necronomicod]

Well excuse ME for being meticulous, lady! I think you can shut the shell up.

...if I wanted to get a bacon double burger, could I get it with only one burger and without any bacon?

[centurybaby]

Why don't you get one of fucking everything and choke on it.

[necronomicod]

Glub off! When it's YOUR order, you can get what YOU want!

Okay, I'll take one bacon double burger with no bacon and only one burger, and a large soda.

Wait, a small diet soda. Actually, do you have the lemon-lime?

[centurybaby]

It's never gonna be my order, 'cause you can't decide what kind of fucking soda you want.

[necronomicod]

I said glub off!

You know what, I WILL take that bacon, actually!