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seven minutes in heaven meme!

❤ post as your characters.
❤ other characters OR anon reply with another character's name!
❤ your character makes out with that character for at least 7 comments!
❤ underage characters can awkwardly hold hands.

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shinji

Nill

This is really not how I wanted to spend my Tuesday night.

[ said in between SERIOUS ATTEMPTS AT BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR. ]

Oh and [ thump. ] this is exactly [ thud. ] the way I pictured mine going! [ THROWING HIMSELF AT THE DOOR. ] Imprisoned in a box of misery with a globe sucking jackass of a complete stranger [ and now he just slumps against it and fruitlessly tries twisting the knob. ] with god knows what expected of me!

Are you gonna keep doing that the entire time? Because as entertaining as I find futile effort, it's not really helping.

At least I'm doing something!

[ oh my god what is going on here ]

--uh, so. H-hi?

[ don't ask karkat he has no idea. and is preoccupied, as with 90% of the other opening tags he has in this meme, with opening this damn door. ]

Shut your ugly mouth and help me break this fucking thing down!

[ He kind of starts, before skirting around Karkat to get on the side with the doorknob. This kid is rood. ] Okay, can-- uh, can I try then?

[ HE'S VERY VERY ROOD, SORRY MILES.

karkat steps aside to let him get at the door, folding his arms and waiting. ]

Be my guest!

ruka

Oh, fucking great.

Yeah, it's fantastic. Fuck you, save it for when we're out of here.

[ she just rolls her eyes before focusing on the door. there's a brilliant flash of blue light and then--

welp.

nothing. ]

You've gotta be fucking shitting me right now.

[ WELP she's gonna need a cigarette for this, brb lighting one nevermind that they're in a closet whatever!! ]

[ raising his eyebrows. ] Was that supposed to do anything or are you passing the time with boring light shows?

[ ew cigarette. ]

And put that fucking thing out, I don't need to choke to death on toxic gasses on top of being trapped in a clothing storage alcove! We probably have a limited air supply anyway, genius!

[ w/e ATTEMPTING TO KICK THE DOOR DOWN AGAIN THIS IS A RECURRING THEME IN THIS MEME WITH HIM ]

Maybe if I'm lucky, you'll pass out and stop freaking the fuck out.

[ NOT PUTTING THIS CIGARETTE OUT NO SIR. ]

[Okay...locked in the closet with Karkat and not really sure what she's supposed to be doing so she's just standing there.]

Uuuh...

[ karkat is pressed up against the opposite wall looking anywhere but jade!! THIS IS TERRIFYING, THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE WORSE IS IF IT WERE TEREZI. he probably spent a while trying to barge his way out of the closet. ]

"Uh"? What does "uh" mean here? Do you have anything of note to contribute or are you going to stand there making pathetic noises and getting us nowhere?

[Her ears swivel back as she scowls over at him. Okay, forget the being unsure about what to do while being locked in the closet with Karkat.]

Getting us nowhere? I tried to teleport us out but did it work? No!

Yeah well I tried to knock this flimsy wooden door down but did that work? Fuck no! [ WAVING HIS HANDS AROUND. ]

And I tried shrinking the door and that didn't work either! [This is going well.]

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