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[centurybaby]

seven minutes in heaven meme!

❤ post as your characters. ❤ other characters OR anon reply with another character's name! ❤ your character makes out with that character for at least 7 comments! ❤ underage characters can awkwardly hold hands.

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[crab]

[ sorry eridan he isn't paying you much attention right now, he's focusing on throwing himself bodily at the door over and over in an attempt to escape. ]

[amoray]

Mowe it, assblood.

[SHOVVES

BEGINS FUCKING WITH THE KNOB DEAR GOD PLEASE OPEN]

You just - got to - what's the matter with this fuckin' thing?

[crab]

[ SHOVES HIM BACK OUT OF THE WAY LET A REAL TROLL HANDLE THIS

GOD WHY WON'T IT OPEN ]

It's locked, genius, we're fucking trapped! Oh my god, I cannot believe this, this is a nightmare, I'm going to open my eyes and I'll be sprawled on the floor of my hive or the pedestrian travel strip or where the fuck ever as long as it isn't here, with you, if I don't I am going to kill you and then myself!

[amoray]

You couldn't kill me if I was unconscious and you had scissors taped to your fuckin' hands, Kar.

[SHOVES BACK OVER AGAIN

TRIES TO WHITE SCIENCE THE DOORKNOB OFF oh that didn't work well fuck]

Now if you could knock off the fuckin' hysterics for ten seconds and let me think, I'll figure us somethin' out.

[crab]

Eridan, I will rip your waste chute out through your mouth and strangle you with it if we don't get out of here soon. That is going to be your miserable demise.

[ SHOVING AGAIN GOD IS THIS GOING TO BE BRAWLS FOR SEVEN COMMENTS ]