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[heartlessglitch]

the holy matrimony meme

❤ post as your characters. ❤ people respond with their characters. ❤ OR tag anon with characters for people to marry. ❤ your characters are now married! ❤ thread icly as a married couple!

Comments

[symmachy]

why would you want to marry this

[psychomancy]

this is slightly more marryable

[klutziness]

only santo wants to be stuck with this

AND NO ONE WAS SURPRISED

[rocksforbrains]

[Santo pokes his head into the room.]

Hey I got sick of mowing the lawn so I bought some goats to do it instead okay later!

[AND THEN HE'S GONE]

[ecphrasis]

i don't know what to say about this

[hexappeal]

ben grimm i'm sure it'll be cute

[culver]

this is seventeen

hello, wife.

[nitidus]

Nill, I think we are out of toilet roll. Also, I believe we may need to buy more vegetables. Also it is your turn to do our ironing.

[Welcome to married life with Rose Lalonde. A spoiler: she never does the cleaning. ]

[heal_or_execute]

Asexual space amphibian have fun

[aggressiveapathy]

Mitch

[aggressiveapathy]

[hexappeal]

kenzi

[out_of_time]

ISSUES EVERYWHERE

[symmachy]

[Your issues need to take a seat. Like your wife has at the table of the restaurant where you are currently doing recon on some drug trafficker.]

[magicalworld]

for the purposes of this meme they will be playing 'house'

poorly, in Calvin's case

[bumbumbum]

[Klarion is just sulking up a storm. THIS IS STUPID.]

I don't want to cook. Can we order pizza?

[hexappeal]

best wife, tbh.

[ecphrasis]

[You are, in fact, the best wife. That's why Molly is taking you to see that new movie that you totally wanted to see.]

[dogwitch]

fourteen

[lastnerv]

[GUESS WHO JUST COOKED UP SOME DELICIOUS STEAKS

HINT IT'S YOUR HUSBAND and he's setting them on the table]

[wisecracked]

[demonspawn]

zatanna

[rocksforbrains]

Oh god

[klutziness]

GO MARRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[nitidus]

14.

[demonspawn]

shinji

[lastnerv]

WHY WOULD YOU EVER

[heartlessglitch]

[viced]

[ Hello, Danger. Meet your new husband...

Who is probably pretty ok with you doing whatever you want, but he's just gonna come home, and not announce his presence like a dick ]

[centurybaby]

15!

[demonspawn]

eridan LMFAO

[hastheedge]

why tho. D:

[bumbumbum]

he is like 12 btw

[hexappeal]

idc
calvin

[clobberin]

[ecphrasis]

[WE ARE... MARRIED.... she's trying to cook dinner and not actually failing at it, she just seems a little stumped. She is staring down at the recipe book, one finger tapping her chin. She is trying to make lasagna from scratch. There is flour smeared on her nose.]

[ex_mostlyarmless446]

 

[amoray]

wwee babby js

[demonspawn]

gamzee

[cloud9]

I regret nothing

[rocksforbrains]

[Santo is trying to be a good husband and cook again, which means he's got the fire extinguisher and is currently trying to spray down a pot of boiling water that has somehow caught aflame.]

[solidorkable]

14!!

[bumbumbum]

[Klarion is just staring at the dishwasher oh so confused. Please help him, Larsa.]

[carbonite]

oh lord.

[jailbrake]

Who the hell are you?