IT'S TIME FOR THE...

[gabbie]

GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. RECYCLES THIS TEXT ALWAYS
7. HAVE FUN

Comments

[straightlaced]

You should have read the instruction manual.

[uranass]

You should have read mine. Because it says I need a beer at least once every two hours.

[straightlaced]

I have spoken with your mother directly, she contests this fact.

[uranass]

Just what are you doing talking with my mother, anyway? Trying to cozy up to her air-conditioner, you dog?

[straightlaced]

She was concerned. It had nothing to do with her air conditioning unit.

[uranass]

What does she have to be concerned about? She's been mad ever since I invited her to my wedding.

[straightlaced]

I do not claim to understand humans. That is what she told me.

[uranass]

Well, cut that out.

[straightlaced]

I did when you quit.

[uranass]

Good, because it's weird!

[straightlaced]

You can blame her for that.

[uranass]

You expect me to believe she just invited you over for tea?

[straightlaced]

Yes. What point is there in lying?

[uranass]

How long has this been going on?!

[straightlaced]

Since your mother found out you had a partner. She is surprisingly resourceful.

[uranass]

It just figures you two would go behind my back. It. Just. Figures.

[straightlaced]

She is only concerned about your welfare, and says you do not call her enough.

[uranass]

I call her on her birthday! That should be enough for anyone.

[straightlaced]

Once a year is not an effective attempt at familial relationships, according to most psychologists.

[uranass]

You really need to stop.

Stop.

[straightlaced]

I am merely sharing information with you, officer.

[uranass]

The last thing in the entire universe I need is you two joining forces to nag.

[straightlaced]

We do it for your own good.

[uranass]

Great, why don't you just go get married, you motherfucker!

[straightlaced]

That would accomplish nothing.

Except perhaps annoying you.