goshdarnspam | TEN THINGS

1. Thanks for stopping me then. I guess I needed it.
2. You're just like me. That's why. That's why, y'know, everything.
3. I admired you more than anything. And...
4. You're really pretty.
5. You're pretty too.
6. You might be a good friend. Not to me. But to someone.
7. We could be a great team! Even if you're a witch-thing. It's okay.

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1. Did you know all along what would happen? Is that why...?
2. I'm pretty sure you're nicer than you want to admit.
3. I noticed, I just pretended to go along with it so I wouldn't make you uncomfortable.
4. In your own way, you're trying to help me, aren't you? It's a little too late for that... but thank you, anyway.
5. You definitely need a friend, whether you know it or not.

1. I worry about you sometimes.
2. We're two sides of the same coin. It's odd.
3. There's something you're not telling me. I'll figure it out eventually, though.
4. Thanks for not killing me.
5. Your ability has great potential-it's a pity you don't see it that way.
6. You're interesting. We should talk more.
7. You remind me so much of a woman I knew back home. It's refreshing.
8. I'll figure you out eventually.
9. I don't believe in revenge, but if I did, you would be my first target.
10. I wish you were here.

1. I wish you would tell me what's wrong.
2. You're annoyingly sensible.
3. If you got over your problem with witches, we would be a marvelous team.
4. You're a horrible person.
5. Stop hanging out with her.
6. I hope you are happier now that he is back.
7. Your attitude is maddening.
8. I like you! I don't see why everybody else doesn't.
9. You are a good friend.
10. I'm sorry.

1. I like talking to you, kid. That's rare.
2. You'll turn out like me if you don't change. I know you see it, so why...? A girl like you--trust me. It's the last thing you want.
3. And you--I don't think you even see it. You should put down the bow and arrow before it's too late.
4. Don't take this the wrong way, but for some reason I'm actually starting to think you're a good Master.
5. I'm a little bit tempted to say I'd have a drink or two with you, if I did that sort of thing. And if you weren't way underage. Seriously. Who the hell lets you get your hands on that stuff?

1. You'd be cool if you'd just fucking realize that you're cool.
2. Thanks for the heart-to-hearts. Even if you're still kind of a douchebag.
3. I only fuck with you 'cause you're hilarious to piss off.
4. You'd make a good global tyrant. Too bad I kind of just want to fucking kill you.
5. Crushing on you even a little bit fucking sucks.
6. I need you.
7. I'm not gonna let that shit go. Don't care if I'm being petty as fuck.
8. I'm sorry, okay? Don't stay mad at me.
9. Maybe I'd be okay with losing to you, old man.
10. You really are family.

1. i know that we didn't really talk about it much when it was brought up, but i am definitely here if you never need someone to listen to you. er, well... "listen". you know what i mean!

2. you're kind of a dumb douche, but you're still my friend. so sometimes it bugs me when i think things are up with you that i don't know about, or when it's really obvious you are hiding things from us.

3. this goes double for you! you are even worse about it, and it's really frustrating when you act like a cagey asshole.

4. be nice to her, ok? wait actually-- can i do two at once? i am going to do two at once!

4&5. be nice to each other!! you guys are my friends, and sometimes it sounds like things aren't really all that great between you, or you guys get really worried about things concerning the other one. i don't really want to take sides either so it sucks that i am not sure if i can really help out.

6. i guess i don't hate you as much as i used to? i still don't like you though, and i would still kick your ass if you messed with my friends again.

7. thanks for being sane and normal while everyone else around us isn't!

8. ok, so i am pretty sure i fucked things up without actually meaning to, and you're pissed off at me. but you are still my friend, and i don't want things to be weird between us! and i don't like that we aren't talking anymore.

9. we should hang out more! that's probably something i could say to you in person, and probably will sometime. but you are a fun friend, and you kind of avoid everyone else's weird drama stuff, which is great!

10. we haven't spoken in awhile and i bet you are doing just fine, but sometimes i kind of worry. i mean, with everything that goes on here all the time it's probably not that weird to worry, right? anyway, i hope you're doing ok.

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1. You gave me something to fight for again. But you could still knock first.

2. It would suck if I disappointed you. I probably will anyway.

3. You got kind of important to me. Don't go anywhere.

4. I miss you.

5. You're better than you think you are. Just don't fucking tell anyone I said so.

6. If you gave enough of a shit, you'd be fucking terrifying.

7. A lot of what you say sounds right to me. I don't think that's a good sign.

8. You're my friend's friend, but QQ's taste was always shit. If you hurt her again, I'll put you through the wall. I hope we're clear.

9. I'm scared it won't work. I don't think I could take it if this failed.

10. I want you back. Everything got worse without you here.

1. You are my best friend but I do not think you understand that and it makes me sad sometimes. I am glad for everything you have done for me and I hope that some day I can repay you for even a little bit of all the time you have spent with me and all the effort you have put into helping me be a better person.

2. You are really cool. It makes me happy to be your friend even if not many other people are happy about it.

3. I do not think you know how much you mean to me and how much you have helped me. But you worry too much. I really can take care of myself.

4. You keep a lot of things locked inside and I wish you felt comfortable enough with me to share a little more about yourself. I am ready to share with you if you would just ask.

5. You are very confusing. I am not really sure where to go from here.

6. I want to get to know you better. I think it would be good for both of us.

7. We should never ever do that again.

8. We should do that more often.

9. You are a better person than you think. Please believe that.

10. I miss you. I would give anything to have you back.

1. It's weird that you even give enough of a shit to try and fix me. But I guess I'm kind of glad?
2. Honestly? I hope you find someone new.
3. I still miss you and it sucks.
4. Do you have to pick a fight with them all the freaking time?
5. Still not sure what happened that night, and still don't really want to know.
6. The scary thing is, I think you could actually do it. And I'd help you.
7. I don't know how I'd interact with you if you ever stopped giving me shit.
8. I really want to dislike you, but I can't and it weirds me out.
9. If you like her, I wish you'd just freaking tell her already because you both act like ten-year-olds.
10. If you were still here, I'd ask you what I should do now.

I needed to be stopped
I needed a friend
I didn't need a knife, I needed your help
I'm sorry for torturing you
I wish I had your life
My heart's been broken too much to trust
I'm scared of making friends - open your heart and you just get stabbed.

1. i dont regret what i did but i guess its still kind of shitty that it worked out that way

2. sometimes i wish i cared a little less. or maybe i wish that you cared a little more. i dont know

3. youre a lot like me. you should probably fucking cut that out before you hurt yourself and i dont mean by classily picking up a piece of cardboard the wrong way and then flailing your hand around throwing blood all over the place

4. ok so maybe i am a little jealous. maybe im hella jealous. i dont even know anymore dude. sometimes shit is cool and other times it really sucks

5. you make it too easy to be a tool. lets be real im pretty harmless for the most part but that shit is gonna get you in trouble later

6. stop just please fucking stop its not funny

7. sometimes i miss having you around but then i remember youre usually within arms reach. i dont know how to deal with this. i dont think i can deal with it or if i'll ever be able to deal with it and im not sure i want to try. city changes a lot of things but there are some things that arent going to change you know? so its probably better to keep things the way they are

8. theres a lot that i don't deserve. ive made so many mistakes that ive way lost count. i'll always be a fuckup and i'll never stop being sorry for that because im too selfish to stay away. sometimes fucking off to narnia isnt all fun and games. sometimes it really sucks. even if i wasnt a flawless fuckup i'll still never be the alpha so theres no point in wasting time on me. trust me i would know. you could have a lot less of it than you think. sometimes i wonder if its a mistake even trying to hold a friendship together. so. sorry i guess

9. i dont know if you hate me or what your deal is. are we friends or frienimies or idefk throw me a god damn bone here. or a cracker. cracker is probably better

10. sometimes i wonder if youd miss me and my feathery ass if i was gone. whered you go for all those ill beats and sick rhymes? i guess there's always dave. i'll probably find out one day. maybe soon

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