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[demonspawn]

IT'S FACE-SUCKING SATURDAY

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anons reply with character names.
ur character + that character = facesucking.
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Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

Why? Are you planning on making us eat vegan or something?

[viced]

Ew, no. My mom may be a hippie, but she didn't raise a member of fucking PETA.

[aggressiveapathy]

Then. Whatever. Why not.

[viced]

Because? I'm busy?

[aggressiveapathy]

You eat. Even robots eat. You know.babies and stuff.

[viced]

Of course I fucking eat! That doesn't mean I spend an entire hour wasting time with it!

[aggressiveapathy]

Get over it. One hour is totally cutting back on my feasting.

[viced]

But why are you trying to have sushi with me? Isn't Edward better company?

[aggressiveapathy]

About a million times. But. So? Unlike some robots, I eat more that one times a day.

[viced]

So? Why do you need to drag me into this?

[aggressiveapathy]

Because I can.

[viced]

I--

[ Waving his arms. April, he doesn't understand!! ]

Why?

[aggressiveapathy]

Because. I. Can.

[totally looking at mitch like he just got off the short bus to enter this conversation.]

[viced]

I get that! I do! [ He's gesturing wildly. ]

But you just said I'm shit company, you could pick any number of better lunch partners.

[aggressiveapathy]

Can I just do it ironically?

[grinning. Just a bit.]

[viced]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

No!

[aggressiveapathy]

You can't tell me what I do with my body.

[viced]

But you're doing it to my body too!

[aggressiveapathy]

You're a dude. No one cares.

[viced]

Wow! That's just--

Wow.

[aggressiveapathy]

I don't control society. You're just doomed to sushi I guess.

[viced]

[ He sighs, and slumps in his chair. ]

Fine.

[aggressiveapathy]

Good boy.