SUDDEN MARRIAGE MEME.

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[shipper]

[it's a good thing you've got a lot of patience, Nill, because your waifu has probably gotten bloodstains on everything in the house at least once.

at least she draws cute pictures of the two of you on the kitchen walls?]

[culver]

[WAIFU WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT. It is a good thing Neps is so cute (and hopefully doesn't go too crazy over Nill's wings). She has just finished scrubbing the last of the most recent bloodstains from the couch. At least she takes pictures of all the drawings before cleaning them up!]

[shipper]

[BECAUSE HYGIENE WAS NEVER A THING SHE REALLY MASTERED OK but she tries her best. she pads into the room and settles down on the lemony-fresh couch next to Nill, nudging her foot a little with her own]

You don't have to keep cleaning it up, you know.

[culver]

[Can you imagine Nill trying to get Nepeta to take a bath.

She looks up, raising her eyebrows and cocking her head to the side. Why doesn't she?]

[shipper]

[the most pathetic yowling to ever emerge from a troll in the history of the species. neighbors think she's gutting a cat or something every time.

Nepeta giggles a little bit]

Beclaws I don't mind it being there! It's not hurting anybody.

[culver]

[What if they took a bath together.

NEPETA DO YOU WANT ANTS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET THEM. Nill wrinkles her nose and nods. Yes, it will in the long run. What if they have company!!]

[shipper]

[...yeah, that would be ok.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ANTS JUST SQUISH THEM AND EAT YOUR FOOD FAST. she purses her lips, not quite convinced]

It'd be something to talk about while they're waiting fur their tea to steep. Especially the pictures!

[culver]

[Probably the only way they get clean tbh.

NEPETA THAT IS NOT HOW CIVILIZED PEOPLE LIFE. But she can't totally say no to you, Neps. So she holds up one finger. You can paint one picture that she will not clean away. Because you are the best waifu.]

[shipper]

[well at least that means they can do stuff like trade scented bodywashes.

Nepeta's grin is wide enough to split her face in half as she makes an undignified squeal of happiness, leaning in to give Nill a quick kiss to show her gratitude]

Oh my gosh, yes! I'll make it the most purrfect mural you've efur seen, purromise.

[culver]

[Nill's smell like milk and honey.

That takes her by surprise, wings spontaneously flaring. But she recovers quickly enough, giving one of her silent laughs. She doesn't catch the word "mural" though, too busy thinking about how adorable her partner is.]

[shipper]

[Nepeta's are all those weird ones named after nature stuff that isn't an actual scent, like Moonlight Path and Seaside and stuff.

don't worry, you'll love it. it's going to be an amazing work of art, as Nepeta's gushing proves]

And you can pick the colors and where we put it and when I'm finished we can have furiends ofur fur a tea party to celebrate. It'll be great!

[culver]

[Moonlight Path sounds awesome. Nill probably loves it.

A tea party!! If there is one way to get Nill 99% behind an idea, it is to suggest something like a tea party. She nods vigorously, leaning up to give Nepeta a kiss in return for the first, and also as a confirmation for this idea.]

[shipper]

[it's actually this really pretty subtle scent, not quite floral but similar I say as I spew knowledge about Bath & Body products on a meme

that makes her laugh a little under her breath. she moves to boop Nill on the nose as a sign of her happiness, scooching just a little closer so they're rubbing shoulders]

We can try some of the new blends I got if you like. I haven't tried any of them yet, so I don't know which ones are that tasty.

[culver]

[Floral is nice that's why this is a meme.

The nose-boop makes her do her silent giggle, something Nepeta can probably hear in her head now that they've established physical contact. They are going to have a tea party and it is going to be fucking kawaii.]

[shipper]

[it is! I like the cherry blossom scents especially and thank god for that

Nepeta certainly can hear it, a wonderful bonus to being so naturally affectionate. she loves hearing signs that Nill is happy.]

Yeah, it's purretty much going to be the best thing efur! We haven't had a tea party in waaay too long.