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ʟɪʟ "ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ ᴡɪꜰᴇ" ᴄʀᴀᴡʟᴇʏ ([personal profile] glassbox) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-11-28 07:41 pm

SUDDEN MARRIAGE MEME.


post as your character.

other characters reply. OR other people/anons reply to your character with another character's name.

congratulations, your character and that character are now married! thread icly as a married couple.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (surrender.)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-11-29 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
(Jenny, your husband is reaching out to grab her cigarette and put it out on her bedside tabe.)

Please, you know I cannot breathe around it.
centurybaby: (pic#3199320)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-11-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ she huffs out an annoyed noise that lets smoke spill from her mouth, her eyebrows pinching together briefly when he steals her cigarette. ]

Fuck, Larsa. You gotta let a girl have her bad fucking habits.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (>:|)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
(he gives her a small peck on the cheek before handing her a nice substitute for the habit.)

I would rather have your lungs in working order than your bad habit.
centurybaby: (pic#3930073)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ she brushes him aside, shifting her weight to roll on top of him, pinning him down with her legs. she leans down, speaking lowly, mildly: ]

Hey, jerk. You can't just take a girl's cigarette and give her a half-assed kiss like that, you know what I mean?
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (rather grown up)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
(Oh, he blushes deeply and looks to the side so that she can't really see it. He has his pride, you know.)

I ... was not aware, no.
centurybaby: (pic#3199327)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-04 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ jenny just looks a little amused, letting him look away for a second before she's turning his head back towards her with her hands, leaning down so that their mouths are close but not quite touching. he can probably feel her words as much as hear them. ]

Well. Now you fucking know.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (undescribable)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
(He can never figure out what's going in her head, but he does cup her cheek before gently sit up and kiss her lightly.)
centurybaby: (pic#3199331)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ she huffs out a half-amused noise, letting him kiss her lightly before she kisses him back, harder, probably tasting a little bit like her cigarettes. ]
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (rather grown up)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
(This is all so new, she's being so forward and he finds himself kissing her back.

That's what they do.
)
centurybaby: (pic#3199300)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-04 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's almost sweet for a moment or two, but it's devious bordering on mean when she suddenly bites him, sinking her teeth into his lower lip quick and sharp enough to hurt a little. ]

That's for stealing my fucking cigarette.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (unimpressed)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-04 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
(he hisses and instinctively pushes her off, looking absolutely off put.)

Completely unnecessary.
centurybaby: (pic#3199312)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ she just makes this almost-laugh of a sound, letting him push her off. she rolls onto her back on the mattress, nudging him with her knee. ]

Don't be a fucking baby.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (>:|)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Or, you could simply kiss me without biting my lower lip.
centurybaby: (Default)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should've married a nicer girl.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (>:|)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-06 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Then she would not have been you.
centurybaby: (pic#3930073)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
She wouldn't bite you either.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (emperor)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-08 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
But she would not be you.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (emperor)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-08 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do.
centurybaby: (pic#3199300)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-08 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
So? Shut the fuck up about the biting.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (a glorious day)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-08 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
At least for my sake?
centurybaby: (pic#3930074)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-12-08 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ she rolls over, digs into the bedside table for a new cigarette before sitting back against the pillows. she puts the cigarette between her lips, snapping her fingers to make a spark to light it with. she takes a puff or two before answering: ]

Okay. If it means all that fucking much to you.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (emperor)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2012-12-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
(he supposes he can live with the cigarette smoke, cuddling up to her with a broad smile.)

Thank you.