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ʟɪʟ "ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ ᴡɪꜰᴇ" ᴄʀᴀᴡʟᴇʏ ([personal profile] glassbox) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-11-28 07:41 pm

SUDDEN MARRIAGE MEME.


post as your character.

other characters reply. OR other people/anons reply to your character with another character's name.

congratulations, your character and that character are now married! thread icly as a married couple.
thisisspartaaaaaaaan: orange roses too everything is fucking orange (Default)

[personal profile] thisisspartaaaaaaaan 2012-11-29 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, ma'am.

(standing at attention, because that is what husbands do.)
bests: (( 35. ))

[personal profile] bests 2012-11-29 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ STARES... ]

I thought we agreed you'd only call me ma'am when we were in bed and it's one of those nights.
thisisspartaaaaaaaan: where are my fucking grenades??? (did somebody say grenades?)

[personal profile] thisisspartaaaaaaaan 2012-11-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Thought I'd use it in the non-ironic sense, switch things up a bit.

(but he's still in armor, despite the fact that he's taking off the helmet.) Stark wasn't in to take the armor off.
bests: (your hands are wee.)

[personal profile] bests 2012-11-29 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ she makes an amused noise at the first part. stretching, she uncurls from her position in her chair and then stands. ]

Need me to lean on him a bit so he's a little more punctual? [ because what are wives for if not blackmailing their best friends? ]
thisisspartaaaaaaaan: i really have to go pee (ey lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear)

[personal profile] thisisspartaaaaaaaan 2012-11-29 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
(he as always looms over her, offering her a wry expression. really, he was nice enough to provide him a living area where things didn't crumble under his weight.

plus he takes it off because she makes him do it. if it wasn't for her, he'd just sleep upright and in a tank.
)

No, it's fine.
bests: ("you're on!")

[personal profile] bests 2012-11-29 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ she smiles a little wryly. of course he'd say that, if she's the whole reason the armor comes off at all. ]

Okay. Let me know if you change your mind.

[ a beat, and she gets up on her tippy-toes to kiss him on the cheek. ]

Welcome home, by the way.
thisisspartaaaaaaaan: that's the smell of my ass burning up in the atmosphere (do you smell that son?)

[personal profile] thisisspartaaaaaaaan 2012-11-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
(he stares at her, leaning down a bit so that she can actually get him - oh, she's kissing him.)

Thank you. (HOW DOES HE DO CIVILIAN LIFE??)
bests: (( 2. ))

[personal profile] bests 2012-11-29 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY IS HE SO ODDLY CUTE?? ]

The Army/Navy game's this weekend. [ because i said so ] Want to watch it with me?
thisisspartaaaaaaaan: orange roses too everything is fucking orange (Default)

[personal profile] thisisspartaaaaaaaan 2012-12-03 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
(NO, STOP, HE'S A SUPER SOLDIER.)

I could. (because, you know, she'd like it and he supposes he could stay.)