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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

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[ex_engineers208]

It don't matter if y'ain't ready.

[demonspawn]

As lovey-dovey as it gets. Completely Disney channel.

[tenpoints]

Oh? What do you know about it?

[Little fat corgis. John is looking at them instead of you and is also wearing a Union Jack jumper and drinking tea.]

[handsomejack]

And I reserve the right to not feel sorry for you.

Lemme ask you a question. 'You still a hero?

[plains_hunter]

How'd you manage that one? I've tried a few times now, but I seem to keep falling off the wagon.

[handsomejack]

You want the longer answer?

[plains_hunter]

Yeah, that'll grate on your nerves.

[ex_engineers208]

God, y'oughta shut the everlivin' fuck up.

'Course not, but. I don't know if I'd be able t'restrain myself from doin' it if we ever met again.

[wild_roar]

Yeah, I am. Five years since and I'm still going.

[ioudas]

I'm not. She was supposed to be happy once I left the picture, she would mourn for me for a few months and then she'd find a man that wouldn't leave her or wouldn't blow into town for months at a time before he left.

War is not for lovers.

[maggotbone]

Well what if I get pregnant? I'll tell you now if you even try running out on me, I'll rip your throat out.

[enigmaestro]

Well, I can't deny your astounding amount of power. And we already know of your exquisite taste in costumes!

[maggotbone]

..The deal?

[enigmaestro]

Punisher shirts. I'm sure you think that's funny.

[ioudas]

She isn't a game to me.

[enigmaestro]

Some of my professionals attribute the directional change to a breakthrough in therapy along with -- ah -- a slight neurological altercation. I don't quite remember everything past, mind.

As horrifying as it is to admit aloud, now, to you or anyone.

[handsomejack]

Well you gotta do something to regain some manhood.

Who'd she bonk?

[notadartboard]

Well. Good to hear.

[demonspawn]

Most things do anyway.

Whatever. They deserve to be together or whatever.

[carbonite]

Damn, where is that lid for the can of worms?

[notadartboard]

That's why I take every precaution! I don't want to put you in that position. [or him]

[handsomejack]

Obviously it wasn't that traumatizing for you if you still do it.

[governorkang]

You wouldn't be the only one here.

[notadartboard]

Yeah, deal. With their queen. I had to make it for two years without letting any of them catch me, and if I could do that he'd give me a ship so I could leave.

[handsomejack]

So you'd let me down easy. Or would you drown in my unconditional love?

[Thankfully, Jack can just lie his ass off. He's not forced honesty]