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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

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[gandere]

I once wore a skirt without my thigh-highs.

[ OH GOD WHY WOULD SHE EVER ADMIT THIS. ]

[swordedpast]

When?

[hexappeal]

I didn't care that he was covered in his own vomit. [HA... HA... LITERALLY...]

[viced]

[ UGH zee ]

That's fucking nasty.

[amiga]

I've never had good sex.

[plains_hunter]

The stresses of life can get in the way of a lot of things.

[redshifting]

I don't know who I am!

[deductives]

I prefer only wearing a sheet during the summer.

[Linefacing!!]

[tenpoints]

Isn't that a bit of a hassle?

[notadartboard]

They got their hands on me once.

[maggotbone]

Who got their hands on you?

[wild_roar]

I was off being a hero instead of at my wife's bedside the moment she died.

[handsomejack]

Lesson learned, eh, buddy?

[waiting]

[ Wherever you are, whatever you're in the middle of whatever you're doing together, Bradbury looks towards you abruptly, frowns, and opens his mouth: ]

I named my cat after the Playmate in the first Playboy I ever read.

[ Specifically: Jill De Vries, October 1975. ]

[demonspawn]

Classy, Mr. B.

[ioudas]

She died because she loved me, and wanted to be with me.

[tenpoints]

That's not such an uncommon story. [??? Why are you telling him this.]

[demonspawn]

I kind of hate living with an engaged couple.

[plains_hunter]

Lovey-dovey all the time?

[glassbox]

I'm afraid t'die.

[ioudas]

We all are.

[uhhh]

I wish I'd been hatched human, instead of a troll.

[waiting]

Really?

[sweetvalleygirl]

I can't tell when I'm being fake anymore.

[plains_hunter]

[Hooo, boy.]

My son was kidnapped once, and I killed the men who did it.

The first man I tortured to death for information. The second I crippled and left for my lions to devour alive. The third I bit the eyes out of in a fight and quickly dispatched. The ringleader I tossed out a window.

But not before lying to my ex and telling her our son was dead. He had really been adopted by a good family, which was part of the ringleader's plan all along.

I never looked for him. Then at least he wouldn't have to become like his parents.

[ex_engineers208]

I couldn't stop thinkin' about her corpse.

[handsomejack]

Did... not know you were into that. And I thought you were messed up before...

[tenpoints]

A murderer escaped and killed again because I plugged his computer into the system without being certain it wouldn't compromise the compound's security.

[ioudas]

You should be more careful? (this is gross.)

[handsomejack]

I've never regretted a single decision I made for my daughter.

[viced]

I've killed people.

[deductives]

[Just. This look, mostly.]

[solidorkable]

(he's in the middle of talking with a protestor when he just blurts out:)

When I get rather irate with things, I walk around Archades wearing common clothes. Sometimes nobility will look down up on me, sometimes they will share their true feelings of the Emperor and sometimes they do not recognize me at all.

[maggotbone]

Deep down, I think I really want to squeeze a demon baby out of my skull. Then I think about all the carefree sex I'd be missing out on. Then again, I'm a woman in her twenties. I don't know what I want.

[notadartboard]

...is...that where demon babies come from?

[carbonite]

I almost became an Imperial.

[ex_loveknot297]

So what stopped you from becoming one?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

John. (THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.)

[namekian]

I still have nightmares about that damn driving test...

[predominates]

Terrorists want me dead. Well, technically, I am.

[ex_loveknot297]

Sometimes, I don't know how to react to him while being here.

[ioudas]

Ex-boyfriend?