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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

Comments

[waiting]

[ Wherever you are, whatever you're in the middle of whatever you're doing together, Bradbury looks towards you abruptly, frowns, and opens his mouth: ]

I named my cat after the Playmate in the first Playboy I ever read.

[ Specifically: Jill De Vries, October 1975. ]

[demonspawn]

Classy, Mr. B.

[waiting]

[ HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY HE SAID THAT!!! ]

Well, she left an impression.

[demonspawn]

So you named your cat after her.

[waiting]

Well, it seemed kind of funny at the time.

Besides, there are worse names than "Miss October" for a cat.

[demonspawn]

I guess.

Somehow I always imagined you with a dog named Buddy or something.

[viced]

Fucking gross!

[ Seriously, bro. Seriously. ]

[waiting]

How is that gross?

[viced]

I didn't need to fucking know that! Why the fuck'd you name your cat that, no, even better.

Why the fuck'd you tell me?

[waiting]

Uh.

I don't know?

[ Beat. ]

Also, you know your fly's been unzipped for the past hour or something, right?

[viced]

[ Looking down-- ]

Motherfucker! You didn't say that before!?

[ Jesus Christ, worst bodyguard ever fuck<



ALSO WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOTICE GET OUT..../small> ]

[waiting]

Well, I figured you'd already noticed.

[solidorkable]

Oh, is it after your favorite player? (you mean, like an athlete, right?)

[waiting]

No, it's --

[ And he's about to segue into an age-appropriate explanation, but what comes out instead is: ]

-- after a really hot girl I saw naked in a magazine once.

[solidorkable]

(.......




SO MUCH JUDGMENT.)

[waiting]

[ DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT... ]

It was supposed to be a joke!

[solidorkable]

... When I come of age, will this too happen to me?

[waiting]

[ UHHHHHHHH ]

That's up I you, I guess.

[plains_hunter]

I'm sure she's very honored...Assuming it's a she. If not, then that's just mean.

[waiting]

Would've been weird calling a tom Miss October.

[hexappeal]

Somehow I'm not shocked.

[waiting]

Am I that predictable?

[hexappeal]

You just seem like the type, that's all.

Is that cat the only one you have? Or do you have a bunch of pets named after naked ladies?

[waiting]

Just the one. Had to get someone else to take care of her, though, after I started working for Mitch full-time.

[hexappeal]

Ah, I imagine so. Cats are less high maintenance than dogs, but that's a full-time job if there ever was one.