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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

Comments

[maggotbone]

Deep down, I think I really want to squeeze a demon baby out of my skull. Then I think about all the carefree sex I'd be missing out on. Then again, I'm a woman in her twenties. I don't know what I want.

[notadartboard]

...is...that where demon babies come from?

[maggotbone]

....Did you not know that?

...I suppose being half human I'm capable of birthing the other way, but yeah, usually they burst from the skull.

[notadartboard]

How would I know that?

It wouldn't kill you, would it?

[maggotbone]

No! Of course not!

It'd just... really hurt. There isn't a hole in the top of your skull and they burst right out of there. It takes a while for a demon woman to recover from that... Usually it's not so bad since most of us can shape shift-- our body can typically shift and accommodate for it.

Besides, I'm... almost positive that if I had your baby it'd go the human way. Maybe.

[notadartboard]

I...don't think we're quite at that stage. So, your beautiful head is safe.

Not that the other way is any less painful, from what I hear?

[maggotbone]

You don't want me to have your baby?

[Because, yes, that's all crazy demon woman heard]

[notadartboard]

[sgkjheygasdhf shit]

I-it's me! I'm not ready for kids! That's all...

[maggotbone]

Well what if I get pregnant? I'll tell you now if you even try running out on me, I'll rip your throat out.

[notadartboard]

That's why I take every precaution! I don't want to put you in that position. [or him]

[maggotbone]

Because you don't want my hideous demon child! Yeah! I get it!

[Ffff... and this is why this conversation would never happen in game XD]

[notadartboard]

That's not what I saaaaiiid!

[yes that! even if he's being honest and it's all him. His insecurities]

[maggotbone]

You might as well have you swine!

I mean, I don't know if I want a kid for sure, but you're sure as hell not being supportive of our hypothetical situation!!

[notadartboard]

If I didn't want children it's not because of who you are or what they'd look like! It's because I don't want to get ported out and leave you stranded with them!

[plains_hunter]

I...Wait, what? Do I even want to know?

[maggotbone]

I don't know, do you?

[plains_hunter]

I assume this is some demon biology...thing.

[maggotbone]

Yeah, something like that.

I think it has something to do with a demon baby's initiation to natural carnal struggle. It's got to earn life. Or something like that. I'm sure its in some sacred scroll in the Dark Lord's library.