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secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

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I've never had good sex.

The stresses of life can get in the way of a lot of things.

It never really seemed like a priority.

In the big scheme of things, it isn't. And it becomes even less so, with maturity.

I'd always hoped maturity would also bring the ability to truly connect with other people.

I'm not much of an expert on that. I've never had anything resembling healthy relationships. Even the people I considered my closest friends have nearly killed me a few time.

That doesn't sound healthy at all.

The people in my life seem to want to control every aspect of it.

Villain friendships are...volatile.

I'm terribly sorry for your loss.

I can't really say that I know what I'm missing.

[ that is criminal. criminal, she says!! ]

You poor thing. But by no fault of your own, I'm sure.

I tend to gravitate toward selfish individuals.

Pity, that. Sorry. [ she knows the type. ] I've always found giving can be as rewarding as receiving.

The men I've been close to... I think they view me more as a conquest, as something to be tamed, or changed.

Well, there's your first problem. They're men. And the trick is as obvious as it sounds — become unbeatable.

You know, a quick way to fix that is find someone who's good at it.

The quick answer might not be the one I am looking for.

You want the longer answer?

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