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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

Comments

[ex_engineers208]

Mean sorta the opposite, I guess.

I think it was one a' the things turnin' me off.

[handsomejack]

So whose corpse are we talking about here?

[ex_engineers208]

My dead wife's, 'course.

As far as I'm concerned, she's also dead here.

[handsomejack]

[A small laugh]

Well, crap, that's a little dark. What'd she do? Badmouth your lab equipment?

[ex_engineers208]

Y'really ain't funny.

[ oops oops can't lie on this meme... ]

She went around my back t'sleep with someone I thought was my friend. But―she'd still be dead, anyhoo.

[handsomejack]

[A bigger laugh]

No kidding. Wow. Sucks to be you. I'm shocked, really. Who'd want to cheat on a magnificent display of man such as yourself? Maybe you were spending too much time with your noise deep in heavy metal.

So, you shot the guy in the skull right?

[ex_engineers208]

God, y'oughta shut the everlivin' fuck up.

'Course not, but. I don't know if I'd be able t'restrain myself from doin' it if we ever met again.

[handsomejack]

Well you gotta do something to regain some manhood.

Who'd she bonk?

[ex_engineers208]

Whatever.

Cross. Ginger. I shoulda known he was usin' me, I don't know.