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[professorlionface]

[Hank can't help smiling at the eager young tiger. There's no problem humoring him, is there?]

It's in my genes, but stripes unfortunately aren't. And the name is Dr. McCoy.

If you'd rather stay on the surface, crowds are always a good place to be lost. Maybe the Central Park Zoo.

[He pauses a moment as something comes to mind.] Avoid Times Square. Always.

[ferocioustiger]

You're a doctor? If I was blue, I think I'd be a policetiger. That way my fur would match the uniform, you see.

[There's a pause on Hobbes' part as well.]

I don't know if I want to go anywhere I make people wig out. We tigers can be pretty intimidating, I might freak someone out if they think I got out of a cage!

[This isn't necessarily true. Hobbes is quite possibly the least intimidating looking tiger in the history of gentle-looking tigers, but don't tell him that.]

What's Times Square, and why shouldn't I go there?

[professorlionface]

Well, I have always found black to be refreshingly complementary, but I'm afraid my love of science wouldn't allow me any other occupation. One must go where he feels he most belongs, hmm?

[He punctuates it with another smile, tugging at the lapels of his lab coat.]

Times Square is a rather busy little corner of the City. It's also where all of the worst things tend to happen. Something of an unlucky spot, so always be careful around there.

Maybe a toy store would be a better option, anyway. You could hide among the plushes at FAO Schwartz, if you're afraid someone would get the wrong idea at the zoo!

[ferocioustiger]

Well I suppose I can't hold it against you. Everybody's gotta follow their dreams, after all.

[Hobbes grins at the lion-man again, wishing that he had a coat to tug on the lapels on as well.]

Well if it's the busiest, it makes sense that it's where the most bad things happen, right? Just by the sheer amount of things that happen there, a certain percentage of them are going to be bad.

Either way, I think the toy store would be the best option. We tigers can also be quite cuddly when we want to be, I'll fit right in!

[professorlionface]

Oh, I could never disagree! I make a point to be as cuddly as possible when the option is available.