THE KISS AND TELL MEME

[gabbie]

the KISS AND TELL meme

➠ make a post as your character confessing their various romantic & sexual escapades/adventures/secrets since arriving in the City. This can range from make outs to sexings to unrequited crushes. If your character has had no action since their arrival, this meme can be used to wallow, lament, gloat, flirt, tease others, etc., etc.!
➠ underage characters can participate too by listing crushes or who they've been on dates with.
➠ other characters respond ICly with questions, mockery, disbelief, no duh, gossip, discussion, etc., etc. whatever!
➠ text stolen from ali!!

Comments

[glowsferatu]

My first kiss was with Luna Lovegood. There was mistletoe involved. It was...it was nice! [ it was hella awkward. ] I've been on a date with Jenny Quantum once. It wasn't a big deal.

And then, um, there was... You see, I...so I might have made out with Rose Lalonde and Vriska Serket on separate occasions at the same party once, but I was in entirely separate quadrants with each so it isn't a problem! It's perfectly, totally, and in all ways emphatically normal! [ she chuckles nervously. ]

I might, well, it's... I have a thing about biting. A little. Blood drinking and...yeah.

[aggressiveapathy]

There's no not normal. Just what works.

[glowsferatu]

That would have been a nice thought if either of them ultimately worked out.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. You could still find a nice girl who likes to bleed on you.

[glowsferatu]

That's part of the problem, I think, that I don't generally go for the nice ones.

[aggressiveapathy]

Or nasty one. Whatever. We import them all. You could just go to the MAC and pick one.

[glowsferatu]

Yeah, that will definitely work out in my favor.

[aggressiveapathy]

Knew you'd like it.

[glowsferatu]

Oh, yes, let me just go and make my selection now! I'm certain that any individual I could name would undoubtedly fall over themselves to join my quadrants.

[aggressiveapathy]

You have to bribe them first. Obviously. But no one wants to live in the MAC.

[glowsferatu]

I'm not going to pay anyone to let me bite them romantically!

[lastnerv]

How scandalous.

[glowsferatu]

It isn't scandalous, it's fine! Perfectly fine! [ don't tell rose. ]

[lastnerv]

You're lucky I'm not the type to gossip.

[glowsferatu]

Well, someone is, at least. There's no telling what I might have to do to someone who had. Besides, it's over now anyway, so it doesn't even matter.

[lastnerv]

Sounds like it matters to you.

[glowsferatu]

...Maybe it was a mistake...I don't know.

[lastnerv]

[Crap.]

Don't beat yourself up over it.

[glowsferatu]

Does it make a difference that Vriska and I were together first?

[lastnerv]

I-honestly, I don't know. You know more about this kind of thing than I do.

[glowsferatu]

How the hell did that happen? How did I become...vaguely more experienced?

[lastnerv]

Maybe you just don't give yourself enough credit. You're going and kissing people, after all.

[glowsferatu]

I'm not cut out to be an expert on romance! I certainly have no more idea what I'm doing than anyone else.

[lastnerv]

Kissing people without being controlled into it still puts you a step above me.

[glowsferatu]

Maybe, but you were particularly insufferable on the topic as it was happening.