THE KISS AND TELL MEME

[gabbie]

the KISS AND TELL meme

➠ make a post as your character confessing their various romantic & sexual escapades/adventures/secrets since arriving in the City. This can range from make outs to sexings to unrequited crushes. If your character has had no action since their arrival, this meme can be used to wallow, lament, gloat, flirt, tease others, etc., etc.!
➠ underage characters can participate too by listing crushes or who they've been on dates with.
➠ other characters respond ICly with questions, mockery, disbelief, no duh, gossip, discussion, etc., etc. whatever!
➠ text stolen from ali!!

Comments

[waiting]

You're sixteen.

[ Okay, realistically, he was probably getting laid at sixteen, but there's just something so... dad about that tone of voice. ]

Nine, if we wanna get technical.

[centurybaby]

Lame. You sound just like my fucking dad.

[waiting]

All dads sound the same.

[centurybaby]

Wouldn't know. I've only had two. And you, I guess.

[waiting]

Seriously?

[centurybaby]

Yeah, and for the record? All three of you suck goat balls.

[waiting]

Harsh.

What about moms?

[centurybaby]

My mom's dead.

wow just realized that was the worst possible icon to use

[waiting]

Did you even know her?

LMFAOOOsflkja

[centurybaby]

She died the day me and my sister were born.

[waiting]

You had a sister?

[ it's the first he's heard of it. ]

[centurybaby]

Yeah. She killed me when we were toddlers. That sucked.

[waiting]

[ Welp. ]

Sounds like it would've, yeah.

Looks like it didn't stick.

[centurybaby]

This is her body. Payback's a bitch.

[waiting]

So if she was your sister, was she a Spirit of the Century too?

[centurybaby]

Yeah. Stronger than me too.

[waiting]

So how'd you beat her? [ A beat. ] With you dads...?

[centurybaby]

I didn't. Remember? She killed me.

It was Midnighter. He went back in time and killed her when she was newborn. Looked down at those two babies, me and her, and just knew which one was his daughter and which one wasn't.

[waiting]

[ For some reason, that makes him laugh. ]

Sounds like a real badass.

[centurybaby]

Fuck off, Rick. You ever done anything like that for your kids?

[waiting]

[ Simply: ]

If could travel through time, I would.

But I've always been able to tell which of my girls is which, since they were born. So. Maybe it's a dad thing.

[centurybaby]

Whatever. Weren't we supposed to be talking about your stupid sex life?

[waiting]

What, the one that doesn't exist?

[centurybaby]

Why not? It's not like you're some gnarly freak or something.

[waiting]

Maybe I'm just not that interested.