THE KISS AND TELL MEME

[gabbie]

the KISS AND TELL meme

➠ make a post as your character confessing their various romantic & sexual escapades/adventures/secrets since arriving in the City. This can range from make outs to sexings to unrequited crushes. If your character has had no action since their arrival, this meme can be used to wallow, lament, gloat, flirt, tease others, etc., etc.!
➠ underage characters can participate too by listing crushes or who they've been on dates with.
➠ other characters respond ICly with questions, mockery, disbelief, no duh, gossip, discussion, etc., etc. whatever!
➠ text stolen from ali!!

Comments

[gandere]

Who says I use any of that?

[ She's running out here in America. ] Just look, they pinch my thighs just nice enough.

[ Holding up her skirt a bit just to emphasize. ]

[swordedpast]

[ FLINGING HIS HANDS UP OVER HIS EYES ]

[gandere]

Hey Archer, if I hold it up a little higher you might be able to see something else.

[swordedpast]

I won't, because I'm not looking.

[ ...he opens one eye, though. ]

[gandere]

[ Don't worry, she's flipped her skirt down already. ]

Your loss~ You could have had something real embarrassing to say the next time if you had.

[swordedpast]

Yeah, it would be very embarrassing if you killed me.

[ Even so, his hand's still over his face. ]

[gandere]

I wouldn't kill you, Archer!

Just rough you up a little. I think you like that sort of thing to be honest.

[swordedpast]

What?!

[ He quickly drops his hand back to his side. ]

You've got no reason to think I like that sort of thing!

[gandere]

I have a suspicion. [ Since he wants to kill himself, that's the highest form of harm possible. ]

If not, you're going to have to prove it.

[swordedpast]

That's not how this sort of accusation works, Rin. In this country, the burden of proof is on the accuser.

[gandere]

This country's laws are stupid and you only choose to abide by them when it conveniences you.

[swordedpast]

Wow, I suppose that's true. And it is convenient right now. You can't just make outrageous claims like that without proof.

[gandere]

I guess I'll just have to get a whip and test it out on you then. If you cry, I won't tell anyone.

[swordedpast]

I won't cry in front of you!

[gandere]

Not even a little? [ Or when I use this icon??? ]

[swordedpast]

Hmm. Is that what you like, Rin? To see me cry? I see, that's why you want that whip.

Well, I can't give it to you. My tears have all dried up, so your deviant desires will never be fulfilled.

[gandere]

Is that so?

Then you won't shed a tear when I tell you that I threw out breakfast this morning.

[swordedpast]

Rin!!!

[ HOW COULD YOU... ]

[gandere]

I think dinner the night before poisoned me too. I was sick all night.

[ He made her do this. ]

[swordedpast]

You were not! I would have known!

[ Wait. ]

--you can't have suffered in silence.

[gandere]

I was so brave, keeping it to myself so that you never had to know.

[swordedpast]

No, this can't be possible...

[gandere]

Will you ever forgive me for not having a stomach made of iron?

[swordedpast]

I won't forgive myself.

[gandere]

Wait, you're still not crying?