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[heartlessglitch]

SHOUTED CONFESSIONS MEME STEP 1 TURN ON YO CAPS. STEP 2 YOUR CHARACTER IS COMPELLED TO SCREAM CONFESSIONS/INSECURITIES/FEARS/TMI. STEP 3 OTHER CHARACTERS RESPOND (CAPS OPTIONAL). STEP 7 CAPSLOCK PARTY.

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[waiting]

I MIGHT GETTING USED TO DYING

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD QUIT TRUSTING ME BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL KEEP LETTING THEM DOWN

I THINK I DESERVE TO BE LEFT BEHIND

[ wow, he really didn't want to say any of that! ]

[centurybaby]

Wow. That's not fucking depressing at all. Next time, give me a heads up before you decide to use me as a vehicle for your morbid personal issues.

[topslug]

I ATE MORE THAN 250 POUNDS OF FISH IN ONE SITTING

ALSO I WASN'T REALLY A DETECTIVE A DEMON MADE ME DO IT

BUT I DON'T REGRET IT

[centurybaby]

I REALLY FUCKING MISS MY DAD!

[egohalfempty]

ME TOO!

[solidorkable]

I GET QUITE IRATE AT PEOPLE ASSUMING THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY OR PERFORM A SIMPLE TASK BECAUSE OF MY AGE

WHEN PEOPLE (BRADBURY) DIE AND THINK THAT THERE ARE NO REPERCUSSIONS FOR THEIR ACTIONS I GET MORE THAN SLIGHTLY UPSET

I AM QUITE SURE THAT I AM ALREADY ENGAGED

I TRUST ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

[centurybaby]

So. Who's the pretty, pretty princess?

[egohalfempty]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE

I'M INCAPABLE OF ATTRACTING DUDES WHO AREN'T ASSHOLES OR DEEPLY DELUSIONAL... OR BOTH

I REALLY MISS MY FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH THEY TREATED ME LIKE CRAP

SOMETIMES I FORGET TO SHOWER, SO WHAT?! DON'T JUDGE ME

OH AND... I HATE BEING AN ADULT

[retropolis]

I imagine they were still your friends for a reason. It's only natural to miss them a little bit.

[ AKA he knows that feel. ]

[crab]

I THINK I'VE LOST HOPE FOR ANYTHING RESEMBLING A LIFE WITHOUT FEELING HELPLESS AND IRRELEVANT.

I STILL WISH I COULD BE A HERO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE.

[centurybaby]

Heroism is way fucking overrated, Kit-Kat.

[radiantly]

THOSE PUPPETS ARE AWFUL AND I HATE THEM

[acrossyourpath]

I knew it.

[idkmybffjesus]

I KILLED JUDAS AND I'D DO IT AGAIN. ALSO, I NEVER FORNICATED WITH A YAK, BUT THE TOOTHLESS OLD WOMAN WAS A DIFFERENT STORY.

[centurybaby]

Classy.

[ioudas]

I AM ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE CONSTANTLY AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO HELP

I DIED, AND I AM AFRAID THAT I WILL TURN INTO A MONSTER THAT ONLY SEEKS TO KILL UNTIL I DIE OF EXHAUSTION AND RETURN ONLY TO SUFFER THAT CYCLE AGAIN

I'M A TRAITOR TO THE ORDER AND TO GOD, BUT I DON'T CARE; I WILL SEE THE NOAH DEAD AND A NEW EARL PUT INTO PLACE

THE CHILD I RAISED WILL DIE AND I WILL HAVE A HAND IN IT

[glassbox]

When the hell were you gonna tell me y'died, y'goddamn selfish bastard?

[demonspawn]

I'M GETTING REALLY ATTACHED TO PEOPLE AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT

LIKE A LOT

[waiting]

I didn't know you could actually talk that loud.

[glassbox]

I DON'T WANNA MOVE ON

[ioudas]

Why, though?

[governorkang]

I HATE THAT THE ONLY OTHER PERSON FROM MY WORLD HERE IS A DAMN DRAGON THAT COULD BE MY FATHER.

NO, I'M NOT A DRAGON. I AM NOT A LIZARD, EITHER.

[hastheedge]

If we could pick and choose who was here from our worlds, that would make things a lot easier.

[redlooksgood]

MOST OF THE TIME I'M JUST REALLY LONELY

[egohalfempty]

[ Raises a hand. ] That makes two of us.

[dragony]

I'M A FAKE AND A HYPOCRITE AND A COWARD AND I HATE MYSELF.

I DON'T DESERVE MY TITLE OR MY POWERS.

I CLOSE MYSELF OFF, SO PEOPLE WON'T REALIZE HOW FUCKED UP I AM.

SOMETIMES EVEN I CAN'T TELL WHEN MY FEELINGS ARE GENUINE.

[crab]

I'm not sure whether or not it's depressing that I knew most of this already.

[indentcision]

I ONLY GET ATTACHED TO PEOPLE CAN WHO SEE ME AS I REALLY AM.

SO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE.

[heartlessglitch]

I suppose this contributes to your problematic behavioral patterns.

[gandere]

I REBLOGGED A PHOTO OF A DOG ONCE AND TAGGED IT AS A CAT

I ALSO TOOK OFF A THIGH-HIGH TO SHOW SOMEONE A LITTLE LEG OVER THE COMM DOES THAT MAKE ME A LADY OF THE NIGHT?

[soulbonder]

Well, they look alike.

[soulbonder]

I'M A WEAPON CREATED SOLELY TO DESTROY EARTH.

[dragony]

Well, that's... unfortunate.

Do you want to?

[currentcy]

I DON'T GOT ANY REAL GOALS. I AIN'T MARRIED TO THE CRIMINAL LIFE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE A NORMAL ONE.

I DID WRONG BY MY DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS HERE BUT I WASN'T READY TO BE A DAD.

I THINK I'M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS.

[invoking]

You... you have a child?

[retropolis]

I HATE THE WAY THE WORLD'S BECOME. I THINK THAT IF EVERYONE FOCUSED LESS ON PROTECTING THE LOWLIFES THAT GO ON TO CREATE PUBLIC INDECENCIES OR RAISE THEIR CHILDREN AS CRIMINALS WHILE EXPECTING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS, AND FOCUSED MORE ON UPHOLDING OLD TRADITIONS YOU'D NOTICE A DIFFERENCE MUCH SOONER.

I HAVE ONLY MANAGED AS WELL AS I HAVE SO FAR HERE BECAUSE IF I THINK ABOUT THE UNREALITY TOO LONG IT PARALYZES ME.

I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO I FEAR MAY NEVER FEEL THE SAME, BUT I CAN NEVER MAKE MYSELF LEAVE.

[waiting]

[ let's pretend this was randomly in the middle of the office because it's more hilarious that way. ]

Uh.

[amoray]

SOMETIMES WHEN I'M IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE I MOWE ALL THEIR SHIT AROUND WHEN THEY'RE IN OTHER ROOMS.

[centurybaby]

Reason number fifty-three that Eridan Ampora is a giant dickhead.

[viced]

I'VE LIED TO MOST OF YOU ABOUT ONE THING OR THE OTHER, AND I CANT' FUCKING TURN IT OFF, EVEN IF I WANTED TO.

EVERYTHING I'VE DONE IS FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

I SMOKE WHEN I'M NOT WORKING. IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN FORCE MYSELF TO STOP.

[solidorkable]

STOP

SMOKING

[oedipusrat]

I HAVE NO PLANS AND NO IDEA WHAT IN THE HELL I'M GOING TO DO HERE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE IS A POINT TO REBUILDING WHAT I ONCE HAD.

I REALLY WOULD NOT MIND DYING SO I COULD JUST STOP. BUT I KEEP GOING BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON IN A SPECIFIC PLACE.

THERE IS MORE OF THE MAN I USED TO BE IN ME THAN I CARE TO ADMIT. I MISS BEING HIM. I WISH I COULD GO BACK.

[ioudas]

Well, that's rather stupid of you.

[foreshadower]

I'VE HAD MORE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS THAN RASPUTIN.

WHEN OPAL OR MY DEAR FRIENDS ARE INVOLVED, I LOOK MORE THE HERO THAN THE VILLAIN.

DESPITE RETIRING, I'VE HARDLY COME ABOUT MY MEANS BY LEGITIMATE WAYS.

[ioudas]

This is so ungentlemanly of you, I'm so proud.

[professorlionface]

I'M REASONABLY CONVINCED THAT EVERYTHING IS ON THE VERGE OF FALLING APART ALL AROUND ME AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT

[ioudas]

You can't save everything.

[glowsferatu]

THINGS AREN'T ENTIRELY MISERABLE AT THE MOMENT AND I ONLY FEAR THAT IS AN ILL OMEN

I MAY NOT EVER HAVE REALLY KNOWN HOW TO JUST LIVE

[centurybaby]

So, you're happy and you think it's a bad thing?