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[centurybaby]

SUDDEN MARRIAGE MEME

▌ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER. ▌ ANON GIVES YOU ANOTHER CHARACTER + ONE SCENARIO. ▌ YOUR CHARACTERS ARE NOW MARRIED. ▌ THREAD ACCORDINGLY. SCENARIOS 1. EXPECTING A BABY/ADOPTING A BABY. 2. GETTING A DIVORCE. 3. HONEYMOON. 4. GETTING BACK TOGETHER AFTER SEPARATION. 5. DOMESTIC CUTE TIMES. 6. PILLOW TALK.

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[viced]

[ He narrowed his eyes, feeling (mostly) indignant. ]

What. Come the fuck on! I'm not going to "practice" at this shit, it's not like it should be that hard!

[ He was about to give up, honestly. It wasn't like he really needed it. ]

[waiting]

[ Bradbury gave Mitch a withering look. ]

Well, obviously, something's still hard for you. [ Mitch should really have known better than to use that turn of phrase, and if the innuendo wasn't obvious enough, Bradbury was kneeling up, cupping his crotch and putting on as long-suffering a face as he could manage. ]

I'm pretty sure I married you, not my right hand.

[viced]

Whoa!

[ Backing up, up, up, because holy shit get the fuck out, Bradbury, and take your goddamn sex jokes with you! ]

It's not like--

I just--

[ Mitchell doesn't know what to say when it comes to the big R word, "relationships". ]

[waiting]

[ Too bad Mitch, the sex jokes come with the whole package!! The predatory glint in Bradbury's eye didn't bode well, though, and he'd already yanked the pillow away from Mitch and rolled them back over until he's pressing Mitch into the bed.

Actually, forget predatory; maybe the mad light in his gaze is what happens when you keep getting cockteased with no relief in sight. ]

How about we try that again? [ He was was grinning, but there was something deadly serious about it, too. ]