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[centurybaby]

SUDDEN MARRIAGE MEME

▌ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER. ▌ ANON GIVES YOU ANOTHER CHARACTER + ONE SCENARIO. ▌ YOUR CHARACTERS ARE NOW MARRIED. ▌ THREAD ACCORDINGLY. SCENARIOS 1. EXPECTING A BABY/ADOPTING A BABY. 2. GETTING A DIVORCE. 3. HONEYMOON. 4. GETTING BACK TOGETHER AFTER SEPARATION. 5. DOMESTIC CUTE TIMES. 6. PILLOW TALK.

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i'm sorry about this

[acclimatized]

[ firstly, this isn't a honeymoon. john refuses to entertain the idea. he doesn't know what kind of game this is supposed to be, but he isn't in the mood to play, and storms off to a find a way off the bloody island...

... only to return a few hours later, looking more than a little frazzled. ]

Okay, enough of this! You've had your fun, now just... call something to take me back.

no you're not shh

[oedipusrat]

[And John, darling, you look even cuter when you're frazzled! Guess who has colourful, fruity cocktails? With the little umbrellas in them, of course.]

Have a drink; you look like you should relax. And isn't that the point of this, hm? A little celebration, a little relaxation? Do you like what you've seen of the island, dear?

it's true, i'm not

[acclimatized]

[ of course he would. eyeing them, it seems to irritate john even more. ]

Don't. [ he warns silva with a pointed finger. ] I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I'm not relaxed. At all.

I might be tho

[oedipusrat]

And that's what I'm going to help you with, dear. Get some sun for that pale Londoner skin. Feel the sand between your toes! Why do you have to make this so difficult? [OVERDRAMATIC SIIIIGH]

no don't it's hideously beautiful

[acclimatized]

Oh, I don't know... maybe because I didn't agree to any of this?

[ a child. he's dealing with another man child. ]

silva in a nutshell tbh

[oedipusrat]

You wouldn't be here if you didn't agree to something. The honeymoon has barely begun; don't tell me it's over already!

[acclimatized]

This isn't a honeymoon.

[ he is adamant about this, goddamn it. ]

[oedipusrat]

Go on, show me your ring finger~

[acclimatized]

[ john stares at him. a lot of thoughts go through his mind and he huffs, lifting his hand to humour him, but gets a shock when he finds a ring on his finger. ]

... Jesus.

[oedipusrat]

Mmmmmhmmmm~ Don't you remember, darling? Don't break my heart!

[acclimatized]

[ this cannot be happening. ] Refresh my memory.

[oedipusrat]

You can't want a divorce already... No, that won't do; come here by me and have a drink. You'll feel much better, I promise.