ali's birthday meme

[glimmers]

Never Have I Ever Meme



- Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
- Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
- If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
- All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
- Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please.
- Example of how it works!

Comments

... used drugs.

[(Anonymous)]

[viced]

[ Drink. Ing.

But he didn't inhale!! ]

[deductives]

[Yeah he has a whole pint, but he's still looking rather smugly at you, Mitch.]

[viced]

What? Don't give me that fucking look. It was College.

[deductives]

Was it.

Then postgrad.

[viced]

I actually didn't get a postgrad degree.

[deductives]

Neither did I. It tends to gain importance over grades after a time.

[Totally not implying that either of them baked right out of grad school.]

[viced]

I'm not, I mean I only ever went for my fucking bachelor's!

[ Get out, Sherlock!! ]

[deductives]

[Well, they're both liars, since Sherlock has more degrees than he's letting on, but that's besides the point.]

I still fail to see how "college" is a magical barrier to keep someone from every repeating a behavior.

[viced]

Because most people stop once they get a fucking job and go into the real world?

[deductives]

[w o w RUDE]

You honestly think recreational marijuana is exclusive to the unsuccessful?

[viced]

Of course not.

However, most people do.

[hexappeal]

Why, Mister Mayor! I am positively scandalized by this revelation!

[viced]

We've all gone to college! This shit happens there.

[hexappeal]

So you've never done it after? Even with a particular sultry sorceress at your side?

[viced]

Of course fucking not!

[hexappeal]

...you're almost as good a liar as I am.

[viced]

Only almost?

[hexappeal]

Well, it's flawed in that I can prove it's untrue.

Also you get this look in your eye. Don't worry, it's likely not noticeable to someone untrained.

[viced]

Hey! I do not get a look in my eye!

[hexappeal]

Sure you don't! Whatever you say, Mitcheroo!

[viced]

You're just agreeing with me to get me to stop!

[shotup]

[ two words: CHINA CAT. ]

[hexappeal]

[Chugs...]

[carnivalofmiracles]

Past tense, motherfucker.

Past. Motherfucking. Tense.