Load the headcanons! It's Gabbie's birthday!

[enigmaestro]

THE HEADCANON MEME


I. Post with your characters!
II. Ask people headcanon for their characters. Don't be shy about putting the anon in headcanon. Ask anything that you've been curious to know!
III. Monologue about the subject to your heart's content.
IV. Triple points for wishing or giffering Gabbie a happy birthday! JUNE 12TH IS HER BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Think of this as a birthday spameme.
V. Everyone benefits from knowledge and birthdays. Everyone!

Comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING GABBIE!

[enigmaestro]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING GABBIE!

[(Anonymous)]

What are some popular tourist destinations Eddie is not keen on himself?

[enigmaestro]

For the immediate vicinity, Times Square is an obvious ringer. Much too tacky, much too noisy -- there's nothing sleek and mysterious about it. It's a swimsuit ad with no swimsuits.

He won't visit Big Ben, despite its near location in Jersey.

Mount Rushmore? More like Please Shushmore.

Yellowstone is a vacation drone. On and on and on with nature, and given Pamela's whole thing, Eddie isn't invested.

Outside the US, he's a bit more forgiving -- this is the guy that has canon with him in Rome with Selina, after all.

OH BUT he isn't Vatican material. Just. Not keen on that at all.

[glassbox]

if eddie was a mean girl, who would be his plastics and who would be in his burnbook

[enigmaestro]

If Eddie was the reigning Regina, Lil would be Gretchen and Mitchell would be Karen (and Eridan would be Cady). His burnbook would consist of MOST PEOPLE HE KNOWS but special sizzling shoutouts go to:

NORMAN OSBORN
TONY STARK
JAMES BOND!!!
NELSON GARDNER
HOODED JUSTICE
APRIL BECAUSE SHE DECLARED A PRANK-FEUD ON HIM
PAMELA ISLEY EVEN IF SHE ISN'T IN GAME RIGHT NOW

for the truly inferno-crisped pages.

[glassbox]

AND NONE FOR LILLIAN CRAWLEY!!!

no jk i would totes watch that movie tho

[enigmaestro]

Possibly the best hypothetical movie of all time?

THANK YOUUU

[retropolis]

What is Eddie most enchanted by, and most disenchanted by, in the City/his time in the City?