IT'S THAT VERY SPECIAL TIME AGAIN.

[goodburger]

Time for.......


THE GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN C&C
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE LATE SO DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. THIS TEXT HAS BEEN RECYCLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES
7. HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN

Comments

[swordedpast]

[ He's on his way home from work (and therefore dressed like a normal human being) when he sees a small crowd gathered.

It only takes him a moment to figure out what happened--or at least, so he thinks. Obviously, some out-of-place imPort girl sought entertainment from local wrestling, not realizing that in a world like this... ]

They're fakes.

[ Not even fakes like he is, either. ]

What did you expect? I guess you're probably fresh from a quest to save the world or something, but it works differently here.

[finnish]

I know the difference between a real fight and a wrestling match!

[Don't treat her like she's dumb, strangely-familiar white-haired man! She points at him dramatically, annoyed.]

I meant that their technique, even when acting, was sub-par. How can anyone even buy your heel-face-turn when you haven't been properly showing your loyalties to the audience the entire time!?

[She's not going to admit that he's right about the quest to save the world (sort of) thing, though.]

[swordedpast]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Wow, that was the least apologetic apology ever. He might even be smirking a bit.]

I wasn't aware that I was in the presence of a true connoisseur of fake fighting.

Well, give up on that. People get their entertainment from idiot superheroes here instead.

[finnish]

As you should be!

[She's totally taking him at face value. Commoners value honor and honestly, right? So, he probably means it, even if he doesn't sound very sincere.

She drops her arm, putting her hands on her hips instead.]

Superheroes, is it? What sort of nonsense is that? There's no such thing as superpowers!

[That is such a lie, but she looks like she believes it, if you missed the slight twitch of her eyebrows when he first said it.]

[swordedpast]

[Unfortunately for her, he's pretty perceptive. He catches that twitch.]

Oh, I see.

So being transported to another world is something you consider an "ordinary occurrence," not supernatural or magical in any way? You must be from a really fascinating place.

[finnish]

Being kidnapped to another city is hardly magical or supernatural!

[She huffs. Darn, he's good at noticing this kind of thing, but she really doesn't need some stranger in a new world knowing about her abilities.]

Do you always jump to conclusions with so little evidence?

[swordedpast]

[His smirk broadens. So he was right: she is an imPort.

Not that it was that unlikely a guess, given how she's acting.]

Yeah, I do. Because I'm usually right.

You weren't kidnapped to another city. You were kidnapped to another world. I'd say that's supernatural.

[finnish]

How arrogant of you.

[She sniffs, turning her face away and tossing her curls over one shoulder.]

Supernatural circumstances or not, there's no need to interrogate a lady that way! You're nearly as ill-mannered as that Tohsaka girl. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

[Luvia, you're just as bad... Self-awareness is in short supply in Clock Tower students, it seems.]

[swordedpast]

[He should take that in stride. He should be graceful and reserved.

Instead, he's suddenly in front of her again, smirking too widely.]

Yeah, I almost outdo my Master in rudeness.

Are you insulting her? I'll be even ruder.