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MY STYLE CAN'T BE DUPLICATED OR RECYCLED ([personal profile] goodburger) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2013-06-29 07:12 pm

IT'S THAT VERY SPECIAL TIME AGAIN.

Time for.......


THE GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN C&C
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE LATE SO DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. THIS TEXT HAS BEEN RECYCLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES
7. HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN
autocratic: (and when the clock stops ticking)

Saber | Fate/Extra

[personal profile] autocratic 2013-06-29 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Costumes? Costumes? Plebe, please; her red, military ballroom dress can already count for that!

Saber will, upon arrival because she is flashy as hell, curious, excited, and slightly irritated by being removed from her precious Master's side, will be jumping from roof to roof. Be they normal sized houses or skyscrapers, she will scale them - a red and gold blur as she pretty much Servasnt parkours her way around The City.

Hah. The City. Gods, this civilization would've been but a speck in comparison to her Rome. ]
aloneintheuniverse: (Default)

Clark Kent / Man of Steel

[personal profile] aloneintheuniverse 2013-06-29 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clark is just walking around staring upwards. He's never been out of Smallville before, let alone in a city as big as this. He may not be watching where he's going...]
spiderkid: (● view from roof)

Miles Morales / Ultimate Comics Spider-Man

[personal profile] spiderkid 2013-06-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Miles is jumping and swinging from rooftop to rooftop, trying to find a recognizable landmark and finding everything... off, instead.]
Edited 2013-06-29 23:39 (UTC)
deadthenred: (forty-three.)

[personal profile] deadthenred 2013-06-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bucky's hands are stuck in his pockets, but his posture is straight as a stick. There's a lot of memories flooding back, of course, enough that it almost hurts. But he's not the kind to wear his discomfort on his face. Never has been. ]

You don't still got the Mets, do you?
twin_paradox: (pic#5122308)

[personal profile] twin_paradox 2013-06-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Paradox hasn't taken off her armor yet, but she has settled into the city somewhat. She's sitting at a cafe, sitting her tea while watching people walk, swing, and fly by.]
finnish: (pic#6412917)

Luviagelita Edelfelt | Fate/ series

[personal profile] finnish 2013-06-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luvia is a simple sort of lady. When she finds herself in a new city, there's only one thing to do: find the local pro-wrestling league and attempt to scope out the competition! Besides, showing up on the television broadcast for this might help Miyu or any of the others find her. It's a logical choice with no ulterior motives, of course.

You might find her jeering at the wrestler you've bet on, complimenting the one you're praying loses, or just looking generally out of place with her long dress and heels either in the audience or outside of the door after the match.
]

How dull! Not a single one of them was worth the time. What sort of fighters are these, anyway?
cspan: (Default)

paris geller | gilmore girls

[personal profile] cspan 2013-06-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Someone direct me to the nearest tall building so I can jump off it.

[what a beautiful and concise video.]
failedprotagonist: (I was born to bring)

Emiya Kiritsugu | Fate/

[personal profile] failedprotagonist 2013-06-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
A.
[Kiritsugu is sitting on a bench. Not a particularly unusual thing to do, in a park, it's just that his eyes aren't open, and he isn't moving. He's leaning back, body tilted slightly to one side. But he isn't dead (yet), he's only taking a nap. Hey, he went on a long walk, and the exertion took it out of him. The remnants of a hamburger rest at his side, and because of it, he has become quite popular with the pigeons flocking around him.]

B.
[He's not a hero. Nope. Sorry to anyone who might be disappointed by that fact. He's just going about his life in an ordinary fashion. Currently, he is being quite ordinary in the grocery store. He's in the produce section, and he's having problems selecting lettuce out of all the possible varieties, which is why he might not be paying the most attention to where his cart is heading as he thoughtfully peruses the selection.]

C.
[He really shouldn't have cigarettes in his condition. He supposed to have given them up, but sometimes the temptation is too great, and he gives in. That's why he's currently outside, leaning up against the wall, enjoying a few stolen moments of smoke and nicotine.]

Guts | Berserk

[personal profile] thesacrifice 2013-06-30 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ He probably doesn't make it two paces out of the Porter Building without slamming his sword into a car.

Because it's not like he knows what a car is beyond the fact that it is something that nearly ran him over.
]
mph: (big damn hero)

Tommy Shepherd ♦ Speed | Marvel 616

[personal profile] mph 2013-06-30 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay so, after being told he's a hero (something he already knows, thanks), and being pretty much being told very politely that he's a guest at the Hotel California or the Bates Motel or something, Tommy decides its time to case the joint. He's speeding around rooftops and streets, getting an idea of the place and whether or not he can just run out or not.

Worth a shot, right? ]
cynisme: (better than an opera)

Grantaire | Les Miserables

[personal profile] cynisme 2013-06-30 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ The idea that this is the afterlife makes Grantaire laugh and think that maybe, just maybe, this is all a figment of his imagination in drunk slumber. It all seems beyond ridiculous, broaching on ludicrous and preposterous, that this sterile farce could be genuine.

A hero they told him, but no man like him could quite be considered such. Perhaps if this was heaven, he had slipped by on accident, holding tightly to Enjolras' hand and passing for nothing more than a shadow in his glory.

That seemed infinitely more possible than any of this.

Still he wonders, because of this is a figment or his imagination or heaven, there has to be liquor somewhere nearby. ]
therenegade: (rage)

Enzo Matrix/ Reboot

[personal profile] therenegade 2013-06-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Where in the Net-

[He grunts, his right eye rotating in its socket and flashing red]

Alright, if this isn't a game, I want answers, and someone better start talking. Now.
raptorcanaria: (tend my soul)

Dinah Lance | DC Comics

[personal profile] raptorcanaria 2013-06-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[What do you do if you're in a new city and you strongly suspect you might have friends hanging around that city?

If you have friends like Dinah has friends, you pick a rooftop and you stand on it. Which is exactly what she's been doing, having found a suitable looking corner and staking herself out for the evening.

Someone's got to be around, right?]
hellisforchildren: (you really think that's how it is)

Alex Wilder | Runaways

[personal profile] hellisforchildren 2013-06-30 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ the video cuts in on a young man in a white suit. he framed it to cut off just below his neck like a fucking hipster. a hand comes in to straighten his tie as he starts talking. ]

Funny to see how much of a mess you guys have all made of things since I've been out. [ the hands move above the frame, probably picking through his hair. ] Gotta wonder how you can even let it get this bad. Makes a guy wonder if it isn't time to cut your losses and try to start it fresh.

I tried that once. It's not easy to pull off.

So, here's the big question: [ he finally reaches for the camera, pulling it open to show his face, wearing the most punchably smug face you've seen all year. ] At what point is the world no longer worth saving?
womenace: (pic#6415545)

shane mccutcheon | the l word

[personal profile] womenace 2013-06-30 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
So this is New York.

Except it's not, apparently. Honestly, not that I could even tell the difference. [ She chuckles a little, because what else is there to do? How does someone even start to wrap their mind around the situation? It's too big for her to start now, so what she does is lean her body lazily against the side of a building and lights a cigarette. She doesn't look nervous, but her hands are very restless.] I don't even know. This is so fucked up.
Edited 2013-06-30 12:39 (UTC)
mindyovermatter: (pic#6278082)

mindy lahiri | the mindy project

[personal profile] mindyovermatter 2013-06-30 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, this is so -- this is just so completely typical. Like, you know what? Okay, I get it. I totally get it.

[ She's got one hand on her hip, the pamphlet -- read, but mostly skimmed -- in her other hand and everything about her stance and expression radiates confusion and exasperation. ]

I'm just not allowed happiness. My life is destined to be some kind of weird train wreck of a... war story nightmare. Great. I can just become a space cowgirl... super nun, no big deal. I swear, I'm so overdue for a totally kick-ass karma miracle.
filled: (❝ we used to stand so tall ❞)

matou kariya | fate/zero

[personal profile] filled 2013-06-30 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ kariya is.. confused, but that's maybe no surprise. the last thing he remembers is sakura, and then he'd-- had he died? he should be dead, he knows. so if he's dead, then this is.. this is what?

(this is a city. there's a pamphlet, there was a machine-- flashes of things, but he can't focus on them right now. is this shock? he should be used to this by now, shouldn't he?)

he can't feel berserker, and for a moment, that registers as pain. pain is something he's accustomed to, he endures, but this is different. he hadn't been able to support his servant, hadn't been able to soothe or control him. hadn't been able to do anything but exactly what zouken wanted. and that-- that stings, because he knows that berserker had deserved better.

he stumbles, bad leg giving out, lurching into the wall and barely catching himself with his good arm. he can hear his breathing, the quick, short noises that indicate panic, but he feels.. detached from it, somehow. he doesn't know where he's going or why, what he expects to find. sakura and rin, maybe, miraculously free to be little girls. berserker, madness quieted and at peace. his own end. he leans against the wall, rough brick digging into his hoodie, his useless shoulder, and drags his hood down in an attempt to hide his face. he doesn't know where he's going, but he's not sure he can stop, either.

it hurts to breathe, and there's blood on his tongue, blood at the corner of his mouth, but he can do this. it's one step in front of the other.

he pushes himself away from the wall, nearly stumbles into someone else, trembling and gasping a half-formed apology. ]
enabeled: (Default)

Abel Gideon | Hannibal

[personal profile] enabeled 2013-06-30 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A man in a coat, one who appears to have a lot on his mind. He's a slow talker, not out of reservation but out of a willingness to take his time with every word. A drawl. ]

Well, well.

Just what is a person supposed to make of all this? Only curious, of course... I imagine the thing to do really is to just "go with the flow." A veritable hell for control freaks, isn't it?
grimmtales: (pic#4926775)

Nico Minoru | Marvel Runaways

[personal profile] grimmtales 2013-06-30 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because why only annoy Alex.]

Out of all the earth's in all the dimensions, did I really have to end up in the one that bombed L.A. and made two New Yorks?
doppelanger: (pic#)

helena » orphan black

[personal profile] doppelanger 2013-06-30 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ is this forty-five unintentional seconds of someone's mouth being caught on camera as they systematically destroy a pudding cup

yes

yes it is. ]

CAREN ORTENSIA 🍃 FATE/HOLLOW ATARAXIA

[personal profile] promoteshell 2013-07-01 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't count as a Fate/cast take over if I'm already in the cast... Hello City, how are you today? Doing just fine, aren't you? The streets are busy, there are people walking around without paying much attention to what's half a foot in front of them and then there's this jackass without any pants on. Seriously, did she forget to put on a skirt or something?

Anyway, if someone interesting walks by, they just might find a red scarf suddenly twisting it's way around their ankle or wrist in an attempt to catch their attention.

... Or maybe she can just approach them the old fashioned way with a courteous bow. Whichever works! ]
effulge: (through sleepless striving ☼)

gilgamesh (archer) | fate/zero

[personal profile] effulge 2013-07-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There is little difference that spans between here and Fuyuki; the buildings may scrape higher, but the stench of decay and the stagnation of ages still weighs against Gilgamesh’s judgment like an unsightly sore. It still provides nothing of merit, that he might so far judge, and the pamphlet that had been thrust into his palm provides little more than a list of responsibilities he had no grave interest in attending to. His concerns were hardly a feature in the demands of another summoner, and the fainter pangs of an undignified nausea inspired further his decided lack of favor toward them.

As it had gone, they had disrupted something far more important.

There is an irritation that burns away at him, and it meets no immediate slaking. There had been answers and means to transform, but each insight and each potentiality had been ripped from his fingers. It had been discarded the moment that Gilgamesh had been taken – no, demanded here, and his mind turns first to deserved recompense for these actions, and further still toward the possibility of their replacements. Whether they be Gods or Man, he would strip from them his deserved effects, his given exchange. But, first –

If there is one vice Gilgamesh went to in reflex, it was wine. And so wine he has come to obtain somewhere in the sprawl of a city, in the nearest store he could stand to allow the grace of his presence to begin with. So, while considering his options, whether it is the oppressive manner of his attitude, or the appearance he casts despite the finery of his clothing that causes such a wide breadth in the aisle (and those surrounding) - it becomes difficult to say. Either way, it is a certainty that despite all of it, there is no escaping the lingering scent of fire or the thin cast of ash that remains. ]
slightlyoffchilt: (Insincere.)

DOCTOR Frederick Chilton | Hannibal

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-05 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear god.

He's finally lost his mind, after all that sincere and incredibly effective psychotherapy he's given to his patients.
]
chemiroptera: (009.)

mina harker ; lxg

[personal profile] chemiroptera 2013-07-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a very obviously Victorian lady walking the dusky streets of the City. How obvious, you ask? Top hat, corset, full skirts, gloves, and a wisp of a veil - all in dark colors, all obviously fine quality. In spite the whole of the town is in the midst of a blistering July and the multitude of layers she's sporting, she's entirely unperturbed by the heat. Not a drop of sweat to be seen.

No matter how unconventional her life has been, everything is entirely new. A century's worth of "progress", she supposes, is answer enough for that. Stopping by in front of various shop windows, she examines all that she lays eyes on very carefully - the same scrutiny goes to passersby and the automobiles. Nemo would probably be pleased as punch they've taken off, and how. She's never visited the New World and although there's a rather large chronological discrepancy, she can immediately see how Sawyer is the way that he is.
]

Curiouser and curiouser...