IT'S THAT VERY SPECIAL TIME AGAIN.

[goodburger]

Time for.......


THE GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN C&C
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE LATE SO DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. THIS TEXT HAS BEEN RECYCLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES
7. HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Too late, I already heard you! Now the question is what to do with you, when we both return. And oh, believe me when I say I am coming home with you in tow.

[enabeled]

I don't think that's a matter worth concerning yourself with. When we both return you aren't going to be up for a whole lot. That's assuming I don't just kill you first. Still tempting, believe me, but I don't think the moment is yet... right.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Don't be ridiculous -- what do you mean, I won't be "up for a whole lot"? [A beat.] What... Are you planning on doing?

[enabeled]

I want to open you up and rearrange whatever's inside. Just like you did to me.

Rest assured. I'll be very gentle.

1/2

[slightlyoffchilt]

[slightlyoffchilt]

That can't happen. You... You can't do that to me. Me.

[enabeled]

Want to bet?

I'll guess by the look on the face your answer is "no." If I'm the Chesapeake Ripper, Frederick, what reason would I have not to?

[slightlyoffchilt]

But -- but what if you're. Not. The Chesapeake. Ripper.

[enabeled]

What if I'm not.

Very good question.

What if I'm not.

Then someone's integrity is on the line, isn't it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You shouldn't threaten me, Gideon, not even with idle chat. It isn't my fault you became unreceptive to therapy.

[enabeled]

It's a simple question. But I hope you're nervous. These things usually do catch up to you, eventually.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You think so highly of yourself, as if your talents were beyond reproach. Typical narcissistic behavior -- hey, how does that sound, Abel? Typical narcissistic behavior.

[enabeled]

It sounds like a typical psychological diagnosis from a doctor pretending that he isn't something of a fraud.

[slightlyoffchilt]

[O no u didn't]

You're just a sordid tornado of the less desirable personality disorders, what do I care for your opinion?

[enabeled]

Because I'm your only tie to even a scrap of notoriety in this place. I think you ought to care a whole lot about what I have to say about you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're my patient, that is your role in regards to me. That's how much I care about you.

[enabeled]

I'm not your patient anymore.

So... don't get too hung up on hierarchy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're going to self-destruct, without me.

[enabeled]

Maybe I will. We'll see, won't we... one way or another we'll find out. I will.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why imply that I won't? I'm your doctor.

[enabeled]

Because I expect to win.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Win what exactly?

[enabeled]

This little game we have here. Cat and mouse... nearly.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're less a mouse and more a rat, Abel.

[OH HE THINKS HE'S SO CLEVER]

[enabeled]

Funny. While you're less of a cat and more of a pussy.