IT'S THAT VERY SPECIAL TIME AGAIN.

[goodburger]

Time for.......


THE GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN C&C
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE LATE SO DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. THIS TEXT HAS BEEN RECYCLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES
7. HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN

Comments

[swordedpast]

[ Try not to smack into the other red blur that's suddenly slowed to a halt on a nearby rooftop, Saber. ]

[autocratic]

[ To her credit, and to his fortune, she doesn't. Just jumps over him how's the view, thinking him nothing more than an spec--

She skids to a halt some distance after she passed him. Turning back to him with narrowed eyes, she recognizes the presence of a Servant. ]

You've some business with me, Servant?

[swordedpast]

[ Oh, she's another Servant too. ]

Naturally not, but--

[ ...and then he gets a good look at her face. ]

Saber?

[ Then he gets a good look at...areas other than her face. ]

There's nothing knightly about that outfit!

[autocratic]

[ She crosses her arms, which serve to only heighten her breasts up a bit further. Ahem. But she doesn't seem to notice or particularly care, and merely raises a brow at his behavior. ]

Control your babbling tongue and speak with some sense. You ogle upon me with familiarity, yet I have no recollection of your face.

[swordedpast]

[ His gaze shifts to her chest as she crosses her arms. He only means it to be a glance, but then he stops, and he stares.

They're...bigger.

After a far-too-long moment, his eyes snap back to her face, suddenly narrowed. ]

You aren't Saber. But you're wearing her face. That's not going to end well for you, you've got to know.

[autocratic]

Another Saber who shares my face? [ Pause. Then she lets out an amused laugh. ]

How fortunate she must be, then! I will have to look at her attempts to copy my person and judge how accurate she is, but I will commend her for the effort.

[swordedpast]

Jeez, you've got her class too?

[ He sighs. ]

How embarrassing for you. She's no match for me, of course, and she's got some questionable taste in Masters, but she is a pretty fine Servant. You'll probably try to fight her, and it won't end well.

[autocratic]

Do not speak as if you know me well enough.

[ HUFF. Then she waves a flippant hand before placing it on her more curvacious hip. ]

Your comment makes me think you are allies out of some tense convenience. If I were to meet with this woman, I would very much like to know which hero she is. Given that I am not without my Master, I cannot act as I please... For now.

[swordedpast]

[ Excuse you, he isn't even looking at that hip. ]

At least you're not oblivious. Yeah, we are allies for the time being. You won't trouble that alliance, will you?

[autocratic]

Hmph. What a crude suggestion - you will have to settle that matter with your "ally" yourself. She might find it troubling to have her original nearby.

[ Arrogance. ]

[swordedpast]

Her original?

[ He actually laughs. It's a short sound, though. ]

Assure me of one thing: you'll allow me to watch when you confront her. It'll really be something to see.

[autocratic]

I've no doubt of this, and I am not wholly opposed to an audience. We will see how she handles this occasion!

[ FLOURISH AND TWIRL! She's excited for something, alright. ]