IT'S THAT VERY SPECIAL TIME AGAIN.

[goodburger]

Time for.......


THE GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING/WOULD LIKE TO APP AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN C&C
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE LATE SO DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. THIS TEXT HAS BEEN RECYCLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES
7. HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're my patient, that is your role in regards to me. That's how much I care about you.

[enabeled]

I'm not your patient anymore.

So... don't get too hung up on hierarchy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're going to self-destruct, without me.

[enabeled]

Maybe I will. We'll see, won't we... one way or another we'll find out. I will.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why imply that I won't? I'm your doctor.

[enabeled]

Because I expect to win.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Win what exactly?

[enabeled]

This little game we have here. Cat and mouse... nearly.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're less a mouse and more a rat, Abel.

[OH HE THINKS HE'S SO CLEVER]

[enabeled]

Funny. While you're less of a cat and more of a pussy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well that is just.










Rude. And inaccurate.

[enabeled]

Touchy.

I should give you a little credit. Your pain tolerance is much higher than I expected for a man of your... stature.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is that supposed to mean something to me, or are you merely pitching all sides to frustrate me? It's a bit messy, Gideon.

[No really, he has no clue.]

2/2

[slightlyoffchilt]

-- And we're the same height, almost!

[enabeled]

You're a little bit messy, Frederick.

[ Tee hee. ]

It's an inside joke.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not a very funny one, is it?

[Sulking, because it's inside him.]

[enabeled]

Not to you. But you should still laugh now, since you won't really have the chance when you finally get it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Enough! Enough of your delusional rhetoric, I won't be humoring it any longer!

[enabeled]

I figured you should be used to that kind of thing. It is your job, after all.

What are you going to do? Arrest me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know I haven't the authority to arrest you. I'll simply attend to those who do, and aptly inform them of your horrific transgressions.

[enabeled]

Thought-crimes don't yet count as real crimes, Frederick. If they did you'd really be in trouble.

As such, I'm really only planning on one horrific transgression at the moment. I do have more on my mind than just murder.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, I suppose you think you're so clever, with your vague Orwellian references and your violent innuendo. I daresay these are sad signs of regression, Gideon.

Tsk.

[enabeled]

I know that I'm clever. I'm not really aching to prove it, either, by way of guinea pigs. It's just too bad you can't brag about it.

I bet that makes you a little mad. Angry mad, I mean, not... crazy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I can brag about it. [A sniff, as he pulls at his tie, straightening it. Upon immediate hindsight, "inform" would have been a better verb. Oh well.] I simply need to find authority that is intelligent enough to listen to me.

[enabeled]

Good luck with that. And careful that you don't get locked up yourself in the process.

[ The most insincere suggestion ever. ]