IT'S TIME TO PARTY ALL NIGHT

[erewhile]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Are you thinking about apping to to Cape & Cowl, but you want to get a feel of the setting and how your character will fit in it? Then you’ve come to the right place! Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, and don’t be afraid to throw yourself at anyone’s thread, either!

And remember to have fun!

1. As you exit the Porter Building, the ambient noises you heard, so faint back inside where you found yourself at the center of glowing platform alone – save for the black screen and the female voice who greeted you – erupt in every direction. Every corner you look is bustling with people and cars and bicycles; people going about their everyday life, unaware you’re one of them: an imPort.

2. Or perhaps your bizarre behaviour or appearance catches their attention. Maybe it’s the communicator you picked up before leaving. Either way, several Cityzens headed your way come to a full stop immediately, each one eyeing you differently. Some looks outright afraid, others seem intrigued, and then there are the others whose surprise fades quickly and they carry on past you without as much a second glance.

3. Confused? The Network seems like a good place to start with soliciting information. There appear to be three functions for you to access: AUDIO, VIDEO, and TEXT. Make some friends while you’re at it!

4. Maybe you’re just thrilled to be here and help. The night time is a great time to scope out the underbelly of the City and its criminals. There’s always something going on in its more troubled corners: breaking and entering, drugs or arms trafficking, an attempting kidnapping... the list goes on. The question is: what will you do, Hero?

5. Make up your own scenario, if you wish! You may have discovered the Porter has granted you the ability to make it hail cats. Or that your power of super speed is gone entirely. Maybe you’ve noticed the Statue of Liberty’s sporting a new look. It’s up to you!

Comments

[buttpatting]

[his cutting board is big enough does that count]

Unless there are others here that you have known back in your home, no one will know you for being a famous movie star. [tl;dr - oh my god no1curr] So perhaps the clubs can wait, then.

[yourpiecenow]

Well, looks like I'll just have to start over from the bottom. Haven't done that before.

[no seriously she hasn't her life is nepotism]

Or maybe I could just become a famous super villain. That sounds easier.

[buttpatting]

Not as easy as you might think. These powers don't always make themselves known immediately.

[Her normal and amazing stuff must be celebrity-related things, yes? What is a witch. What even is that, other than fiction? And...a blight on the history of countries for getting all hysterical and killing people who didn't do anything to deserve it. Oops?]

[yourpiecenow]

Mine are pretty well-known. I had them before I came here. [hey without salem her tribe wouldn't even be here, so. nbd.]

[buttpatting]

[who gives a shit about dead people all dead people are nbd]

You're not alone in that. You will find, however, that many people here come from worlds where such things are nonexistent.

[tl;dr - not everyone will think you're crazy plz ignore my old friend frederick]

How well-known?

[yourpiecenow]

I'm a witch, Harry.

[one of the seven wonders is sarcasm]

[buttpatting]

[what

what















He can't even bother to be surprised by this point, he really can't. He stalks a troll who speaks in nautical terms, this can't be such a shock.]

I see.

[good lord]

It's Hannibal, not Harry. Doctor Hannibal Lecter.

[someone needs to make the cannibal joke

it begs to be made

no one has done it yet

is you big enough]

[yourpiecenow]

I'd stick with Harry. Your name sounds like "Cannibal Molester."

[BOOM now it's out there]

[buttpatting]

[wow

not only did she make it she went farther

totally nailed it there

also nailed the status of rude, gj girlfriend]

A witch who can rhyme. Perhaps you should try your hand at poetry as opposed to being a movie star. With a little effort and practice, you could do well.

[yourpiecenow]

Don't get your panties in a wad. It's not my fault your name is hilariously weird. And I'm saying this as someone who knows a girl named Queenie.

[buttpatting]

[hannibal has been missing on all this teenage girl sass for far too long

sorry abigail]

And what's your name, then? Surely a witch wouldn't be so plain as, say, Mary Anne Smith.

[yourpiecenow]

[don't worry this one will probably have a bad throat scar too soon it's like she never even left]

Madison Montgomery. [the movie star is implied]

[buttpatting]

[that's what she gets for calling someone's boyfriend cute when it's just his head sitting with some legs

rude people get throat scars this is how the world works, little girl]

Your given name, or was that your stage name?

[MM. M & Ms bitch has no more room to talk]

[yourpiecenow]

[HEY THEY WERE SOME GOOD LEGS OKAY]

Does it matter? It's my name.

[buttpatting]

[THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER DEEP FRIED american horror story needs to get on this cannibal stuff ASAP]

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet, so perhaps your name doesn't really matter, no.

[how do she feel about being called maddie]

[yourpiecenow]

What are you a doctor of, anyway? Literature?

[how do you feel about being on fire]

[buttpatting]

I used to be a surgeon, but then I moved to psychiatry.

[PICK A PHD ANY PHD]

Though I'm taking that assumption as a compliment, Miss Montgomery.

[yourpiecenow]

Am I the only one kind of weirded out that this place is crawling with shrinks? I mean, there must be a reason for it, right?

[buttpatting]

It's not crawling with us, no. Some of us are just...quite vocal.

It's a career that one earns, and it is of interest to some people. Like your movie career is of interest. You had to work for it, did you not?

[this is a chance to talk about herself

take the bait y/n]

[yourpiecenow]

Of course I did. [no she didn't this is a lie] I mean, I was just taking a break. For school. Witch school.

[buttpatting]

[lies are how murder family happens

murder family meaning veal

super-roasted over a bonfire sorry abigail you've been replaced]

Is that very common where you're from? Witch school?

[yourpiecenow]

I don't know. It's run by a bunch of crazy old bitches who keep us in the dark about everything.

[buttpatting]

Sounds a bit like regular boarding school. Certain people will invariably find it to be more of a prison or an asylum than a school, no matter how kind and patient the instructors are.

[Not Hannibal, though. Model student.]

Perhaps it was decided you needed a break from taking a break.

[yourpiecenow]

It does sound a lot more fun here than it was in Louisiana.

[buttpatting]

[Oh, well, hey, hey there, that's a state Hannibal likes. It produces such lovely messes of people, after all.]

Is Mardi Gras not as "fun" as it is supposed to be?