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[kiraed.livejournal.com]

First batch of IC!Secrets is here \o/

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Replies are to be IC!

If your secret didn't get posted, let me know!

Secrets Not Posted: [1 - broken link]

Comments

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Fabrication of evidence is a punishable offense.

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Evidence of what? That I'm dead sexy? So you're admitting it?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I'm admitting to nothing, as there is nothing to admit to--if it's faked evidence, then it's clearly not true, now is it?

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Last time I checked this wasn't a courtroom. Unless jokes are illegal now?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Ignorance of the law is not a valid excuse for breaking it.

Furthermore, while I am here, this remains my jurisdiction, and I am responsible for what goes on within it.

he. can't stop laughing.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

WHAT LAW!?

PFFFFFFFT

So you're appointing yourself dictator then?

Great. This is great.

clearly making fun of Duo here

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Not nearly.

Merely judge, jury, and executioner. That should suffice to please any man of ambition.

dhfsgjsfy

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, scary! Gonna build a giant deathray of doom while you're at it?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I don't need such rubbish to hand down a sentencing.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Riiiight, right, just the might of your justice, eh?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I might mention that the Los Angeles of my time fully supported a speedy use of the death penalty.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

As did the fascist dictatorship of my time, except you didn't always get a trial. Your point?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

For one thing, I personally feel that I look rather horrible in a mustache and beard.

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Who said it was fake?

Honestly I thought we already went over this. I'm the Sex God, you're the... Law.

/hopes Remus is not actually reading this

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

There are those who would consider me both, I believe.

[bibliowolf.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Now, now. Let us not name names. We must be sure to observe the attorney-client privilege.

alksdjf

[bibliowolf.livejournal.com]

Your sense of humor is greatly appreciated on this matter.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Of course, Mr. Lupin.

/scowls forever like a brat

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeh, I bet.

TAKE THAT

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I believe I've made my case.

/lamely

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Believe what you want.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

My, my. Someone's certainly a poor loser.

Never fear. There's hope yet for you, too. I passed by the pet store this morning on the way to the library; they had the finest and most well-groomed French Poodles I've seen to date.

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Eat. Shit.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Ah. A canine delicacy, I expect. Nevertheless, I'll have to decline your gracious offer. I have a souffle with my name on it.