A Defense of my Virtue

[104yroldvirgin.livejournal.com]

It has recently come to my attention that this community's profile is spreading lies about me and my private practices. And I quote:

"Whenever I pass capeandcowl in the street, part of me wants to shout 'Just #&@% me now baby!'" - Edward Cullen

I never said such a thing. I value my purity, and would like to keep from breaking as many commandments as I can.

Other than that, please. As though I would let anyone else top.

Comments

[meowminx]

Oh really...

[104yroldvirgin.livejournal.com]

That information is all completely false. Except for my connections to the IRA.

[meowminx]

Mmm.

[aymiah]

[lovesoldvirgins.livejournal.com]

How dare they slander you, my love! What punishments await them?

[104yroldvirgin.livejournal.com]

It is not my place to punish them. Carlisle taught me that. They will suffer because they are trapped in their own boring minds, lacking individuality or character.

[expletives]

LMFAO WHOEVER CHANGED THE PROFILE QUOTE.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.

[104yroldvirgin.livejournal.com]

Yes, removed from context it takes upon an entirely different meaning.

But this is merely deception and not outright lies, which, from you people, is an improvement.

[expletives]

You should have seen it coming, really.

Your words hurt, Edward. Hurt me deeply.

[meowminx]

Close enough.

[expletives]

Did I say it was bad?

[meowminx]

Nope~

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Get out, sparkles.

OUT.

[beenablast.livejournal.com]

That's your biggest complaint? Really?

[sunrisewolf.livejournal.com]

....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......