A sparse voting day--well, the weather
was rather inconvenient, wasn't it? In any case, there was little competition.
Misty was next to go. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, Misty was sent to the meat-packing plant, chopped up, and given as food rations for Led Zeppelin's annual band camping trip
(THERE IS ANOTHER BAD GAG IN HERE GUESS IT AND WIN).
Misty was a sheep.
Welcome to Day EightThe snow has let up just a bit, but it's still coming down. 9 inches have fallen overnight, adequately covering Dr. Horrible's corpse under the broken firing barrels, but thanks to little Link's shoveling efforts, it's possible to get in and out of the Olympic village buildings well enough. Zero's Segway garage is partially open--go and get your complimentary snowshoes and ice scrapers!
This would be really awesome if it weren't for the virtual
bloodbath that one will find in the middle of town. There's even a large crater and avalanche snow covering the broken king-size segway (spawn of GiantSegwaychan) that may have caused the carnage.
Amidst the mass of rendered, flattened, and altogether tenderized remains, one will find not one, but
four bodies.
Fashionably-challenged sheep
the Pro's arms, legs, and hideous outfit are identifiable, right at the bottom of the crater.
Angelic sheep
Tyrael's angelic cloak is all that remains, fluttering sadly draped over a ssegway handle.
Dinky adorable sheep
Mew's disfigured body is missing several important organs and seems to be doing its best impression of the Operation game.
Lastly, in what looks like an effort to get away from the impact point, the wolf
SOUNDWAVE has been smashed under the oversized segway's wheel. Humorous body-shaped crater and all.
At least the strange incident seems to have offed one of your enemies, right? But y'all best be careful.
--
Misty,
Pro,
Tyrael,
Mew, and
Soundwave are out.
Let the Courier be with you!
( THE FLOCK )