CRY WOLF III • DAY 8

[realgoodlookin.livejournal.com]

A sparse voting day--well, the weather was rather inconvenient, wasn't it? In any case, there was little competition. Misty was next to go. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, Misty was sent to the meat-packing plant, chopped up, and given as food rations for Led Zeppelin's annual band camping trip (THERE IS ANOTHER BAD GAG IN HERE GUESS IT AND WIN).

Misty was a sheep.



Welcome to Day Eight



The snow has let up just a bit, but it's still coming down. 9 inches have fallen overnight, adequately covering Dr. Horrible's corpse under the broken firing barrels, but thanks to little Link's shoveling efforts, it's possible to get in and out of the Olympic village buildings well enough. Zero's Segway garage is partially open--go and get your complimentary snowshoes and ice scrapers!

This would be really awesome if it weren't for the virtual bloodbath that one will find in the middle of town. There's even a large crater and avalanche snow covering the broken king-size segway (spawn of GiantSegwaychan) that may have caused the carnage.

Amidst the mass of rendered, flattened, and altogether tenderized remains, one will find not one, but four bodies.

Fashionably-challenged sheep the Pro's arms, legs, and hideous outfit are identifiable, right at the bottom of the crater.
Angelic sheep Tyrael's angelic cloak is all that remains, fluttering sadly draped over a ssegway handle.
Dinky adorable sheep Mew's disfigured body is missing several important organs and seems to be doing its best impression of the Operation game.
Lastly, in what looks like an effort to get away from the impact point, the wolf SOUNDWAVE has been smashed under the oversized segway's wheel. Humorous body-shaped crater and all.

At least the strange incident seems to have offed one of your enemies, right? But y'all best be careful.

--

Misty, Pro, Tyrael, Mew, and Soundwave are out. Let the Courier be with you!



THE FLOCK
Saitou
Lust
Rikku
Raoul Duke
Ruka
Ashton
Kiryu
Rachel Grey
Luffy
Trowa
Remus
Tim Drake
Ghost
Bakura
Santo
Alex/Phobos
Toro
Rikki Barnes
Shockwave
Renji
Suzie
Link
Jono

TOTAL: 23
WOLVES: 2

VOTE THREAD

Comments

[failsatswimming.livejournal.com]

...!!

[temporaltossed.livejournal.com]

Woah.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[IMUSTHAVEITFORMYOWN]

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

[SLIDES DATING LEAFLET AT (http://www.cracked.com/article/18359_6-transportation-innovations-more-baffling-than-segway/)]

[chrysophilist.livejournal.com]

VOTE THREAD

[realgoodlookin.livejournal.com]

Did shit just get real??

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

THIS SHIT.

IT'S REAL.

[munches popcorn]

[chrysophilist.livejournal.com]

Uh... Kiryu!

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Bakura, again.

[wolfofmibu]

... Trowa.

[satisfiedsigner]

Link. Again. Might as well be consistent.

Re: VOTE THREAD

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

Toro.

[windsofcourage.livejournal.com]

What carnage!!

... are we sure it's actually wolves killing people... or just... killer segways.... eyah.

[failsatswimming.livejournal.com]

Three people this time!

These wolves are pissing me off. I'll beat em' up!

[tyrael.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

ELLE IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THAT FUCKING MISTY MOUNTAIN SONG

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[notsoloyal]

Fragging-[CENSORED FOR THE EARS OF NON-HUMANS]-! Hnnnnn. Killing off Soundwave...

[GRUMBLES.]

[shiromadoushi]

Are you going to be all right...?

[[so worried and concerned]]

[satisfiedsigner]

[Oh so pissed off. Two of his friends offed in one day. Not such a happy thing.

Brb, sulking in a corner.]

[notsoloyal]

[Sulks with.]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

I'm listening.

[wolfofmibu]

... [ Has the sudden feeling he's now completely surrounded by wolves ]

[shiromadoushi]

[[Ironic, isn't it?]]

[[sits down next to you with a sigh, trying to hide how disturbed he is by this all.

Which he fails at.]]

[inspirefear.livejournal.com]

Shit.

[tyrael.livejournal.com]

[spacetimeguard.livejournal.com]

[seeyourface.livejournal.com]

[satisfiedsigner]

I didn't think you were a wolf, Misty-san.

[superspeedbjs]

Well, damn. Figures.