CRY WOLF III • DAY 8

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A sparse voting day--well, the weather was rather inconvenient, wasn't it? In any case, there was little competition. Misty was next to go. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, Misty was sent to the meat-packing plant, chopped up, and given as food rations for Led Zeppelin's annual band camping trip (THERE IS ANOTHER BAD GAG IN HERE GUESS IT AND WIN).

Misty was a sheep.



Welcome to Day Eight



The snow has let up just a bit, but it's still coming down. 9 inches have fallen overnight, adequately covering Dr. Horrible's corpse under the broken firing barrels, but thanks to little Link's shoveling efforts, it's possible to get in and out of the Olympic village buildings well enough. Zero's Segway garage is partially open--go and get your complimentary snowshoes and ice scrapers!

This would be really awesome if it weren't for the virtual bloodbath that one will find in the middle of town. There's even a large crater and avalanche snow covering the broken king-size segway (spawn of GiantSegwaychan) that may have caused the carnage.

Amidst the mass of rendered, flattened, and altogether tenderized remains, one will find not one, but four bodies.

Fashionably-challenged sheep the Pro's arms, legs, and hideous outfit are identifiable, right at the bottom of the crater.
Angelic sheep Tyrael's angelic cloak is all that remains, fluttering sadly draped over a ssegway handle.
Dinky adorable sheep Mew's disfigured body is missing several important organs and seems to be doing its best impression of the Operation game.
Lastly, in what looks like an effort to get away from the impact point, the wolf SOUNDWAVE has been smashed under the oversized segway's wheel. Humorous body-shaped crater and all.

At least the strange incident seems to have offed one of your enemies, right? But y'all best be careful.

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Misty, Pro, Tyrael, Mew, and Soundwave are out. Let the Courier be with you!



THE FLOCK
Saitou
Lust
Rikku
Raoul Duke
Ruka
Ashton
Kiryu
Rachel Grey
Luffy
Trowa
Remus
Tim Drake
Ghost
Bakura
Santo
Alex/Phobos
Toro
Rikki Barnes
Shockwave
Renji
Suzie
Link
Jono

TOTAL: 23
WOLVES: 2

VOTE THREAD

Comments

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD BE IT

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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It's just like her, isn't it?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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That's one word for it.

[piracyinpink.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE WE HATIN ON ZEP FINE YOU DON'T GET A PRIZE

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I LOVE THE ZEP

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wait it doesn't matter because whatever you would hypothetically draw would just be a punishment

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LMKMLADMKASKMMAKSKMAS

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW

OTP

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[easytochop.livejournal.com]

I was finished.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Do you really? I'd say you need more like this. (http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/86557599/18455360)

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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Would you?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Nygma.

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LMASKMSKMAKMASKMSAKM SARA >:(

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ilu bb

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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Where did your arms go?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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Once again, I remember why I burned your futon.