HELP ME GOSHDARNSPAM, YOU'RE MY ONLY- ahhh you know how it goes.

[snapples-apples.livejournal.com]

In the grand tradition of HELP ME CHOOSE MY NEXT CHARACTER, I am here with vague descriptions, a poll, and actual descriptions under a cut.

SNABBY SHOULD NEXT PLAY:

1) A grown-up, British version of a Midford Cuckoo who likes listening to people, trying to get them to fight less, and writing things down. I LIKE DARK-HAIRED MEN, APPARENTLY.

2) A grown-up, British version of a Midford Cuckoo who likes pretending she's a doctor and is actually pretty good at it, and explaining to people why they are idiots. HOLY SHIT A FEMALE CHARACTER WHAT.

3) A man who is a walking server for an immersive virtual reality who would rather be a place than a person. SKINNY WEIRD MEN, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE MORE OF THOSE TOO.

4) ...Lord how do I even describe Lynne. A young technophile from a crazy-ass culture who was raised as a girl and has some complicated identity issues because of it. HE TRIED TO KILL HIS FATHER BY INJECTING HIM WITH BATTERY ACID AND FAILED. He's fun.

[Poll #1652445]

( Further details under here. )

POETRY.

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

Okay guys, I want you to write some poetry about or by your characters. It can be stupid, short, long, rhyming, haiku, whatthefuckever.

Just this once, I will allow you to choose the wuss out option: you can use poems by other poets.

If you don't want to write poems, then name your favorite poets. Or write a screed about why you hate poetry — quite frankly I sympathize — anything, I don't care. This post is about poetry.

Posting this with the relevant account even though I dropped him. FIRST ONE TO POST ROBERT FROST GETS THEIR EYEBROWS SINGED OFF. no I'm kidding he is a fine poet and I greatly admire his diction sob

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[improvesmorale]

So! Livejournal is going down in around two hours and I know, I know it's a Friday night and no one's around anyway, but how about a round of goddamnbatchat?* WHEN LIVEJOURNAL GOES DOWN, THAT IS. Not now. Unless you would... like it to be now.

For those of you who aren't familiar with chat, it's an AIM room! If you need an invite when the time comes, you can certainly ask for one.

/CATCHES UP ON TAGS IN THE MEANTIME

*originally typoed as 'goddamnchatbat'