I want a boy and a girl and a boygirl and a girl and a cat and a puppy and a bulldozer and a singularity and a boy and a girl and a sparkly vampire and Sailor Moon.
I GAVE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE TO YOU! I COULD HAVE MARRIED THAT NICE DR. HORRIBLE, BUT I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD! I CHOSE YOU! AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME!
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You - oh! Oh, my poor frail heart! You beast!
I ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR THE BULLDOZER'S SAKE!
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WHORE
[gets depressed and drunk and watches football forever]
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