[identity profile] notprincess.livejournal.com 2009-03-26 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a boy and a girl and a boygirl and a girl and a cat and a puppy and a bulldozer and a singularity and a boy and a girl and a sparkly vampire and Sailor Moon.

[identity profile] notprincess.livejournal.com 2009-03-26 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Gasp!

You - oh! Oh, my poor frail heart! You beast!

I ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR THE BULLDOZER'S SAKE!

[identity profile] notprincess.livejournal.com 2009-03-26 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I GAVE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE TO YOU! I COULD HAVE MARRIED THAT NICE DR. HORRIBLE, BUT I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD! I CHOSE YOU! AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME!