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[noelleno.livejournal.com]

THREAD REQUEST MEME

whaaaat?:Post the names of characters and a scenario you want threaded out with them. Can be cracky or anything their muns are willing to subject them to. Doesn't have to be 100% ic unless you want it to be. Can even include characters who aren't apped here BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL TRY TO SHOVE CROWLEY IN HERE SCIENCE. THEN THE CHARACTERS WHO GET REQUESTED GET TO THREAD OUT THE REQUEST!!! if they're willing or bribed properly you see.

Make your requests on your mun accounts or anonymously if you're too scared to request Phoenix throwing Door against a wall and macking for fifteen comments or more in person. Oh also that's a request from me get at it.

Comments

o no u din

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Hey bb, sup.

[meowminx]

Want to know just how good I am with this whip?

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Well sure sweetheart... but only if I can show you what I mean, when I say I never miss.

;D

[meowminx]

Mmm, neither do I Panda. I can take
every
single
shred
of clothing off a man with my whip. And not even scratch the skin~

omg you just made me poop my pants in the library thx

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLoxfdpaQ14

Can you hack a hairball up my butt?

...ew D: And can't see YouTube right now :/

[meowminx]

...

I'm thinking the skin goes too. Then you can match your hand~

CURSES.

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, you have no idea... this hand can do wonders now. It's got the Midas touch mmmhmm.

[meowminx]

...you change oil in cars with it?

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

With all this gangrenous pus here, cars don't NEED oil anymore. The environmental meltdown has finally come to a stop.

I'm curious how many people ship these two now D:

[meowminx]

I'm going to drive very far away now.


And throw up.

after this, probably not many

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

But baby we JUST GETTIN STARTED.

I don't know how to quit you.

That whip thing though? Canon.

[meowminx]

Kiss a .45 and squeeze it like you mean it.

That might help.

I think the first two comments were canon. Then I ruined it. I fail.

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

I think I'll just substitute that for you. <3

I think the wink face derailed it ;D

[meowminx]

Well.

My body is a lethal weapon.

Yes. Yes it did.

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

When you see my massive abs, you will realize just how lethal it is.

(You are studying too, right?)

[meowminx]

I don't like men with TOO many muscles...

(LOL yes... ugh. Writing a dreadfully boring paper)

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Wolverine is more rip, so you will LOVE me.

(Ick. Also, Carnage is like killing Catty tonight or something.)

[meowminx]

...Actually, so's Batman, now that I think about it.

Wait, I live in a comic book. All the men are. Damnit.

(SO I HEAR OMGzzz D: )

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should travel to Japan where comic book men all look like 16 year old girls and lack any meat on them at all.

(It's all to make GDBat cry :D)

[meowminx]

That's horrific.

I don't even remember why I quoted Rocky Horror.