http://bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-03-27 01:29 am

IN WHICH C&C BECOMES A TYPICAL AFTERNOON TV SHOW FOR WHITE-HAIRED BIDDIES

zeyntits (1:09:19 AM): sometimes you cant take to people about two girls one cup and you realize this too late and you two will never rp togethe ever again
zeyntits (1:09:22 AM): *talk
feeling grimm (1:10:19 AM): MY GOD
feeling grimm (1:10:20 AM): ZEYN
feeling grimm (1:10:23 AM): I WILL NEVER
feeling grimm (1:10:25 AM): RP WITH YOU AGANI
feeling grimm (1:10:35 AM): ...That would have been more dramatic if I'd spelled it right
feeling grimm (1:10:38 AM): /pout
zeyntits (1:10:40 AM): AHAHAHAHA
zeyntits (1:10:50 AM): it was... very dramatic. i... am astounded
feeling grimm (1:11:07 AM): Was it?
feeling grimm (1:11:08 AM): NEVER AGANI, DO YOU HEAR ME?
feeling grimm (1:11:30 AM): /amused. not even sure what agani would be in that context.
zeyntits (1:12:03 AM): that misspelled again is really effective. like soap opera acting.
zeyntits (1:12:15 AM): i'm hurt, in conclusion
feeling grimm (1:12:26 AM): And now for a message from our sponsors?
zeyntits (1:12:39 AM): ?
feeling grimm (1:12:47 AM): It's a soap opera.
zeyntits (1:12:52 AM): OH
feeling grimm (1:12:56 AM): We argue, you feel hurt, I turn to face the camera dramatically; cue commercial
zeyntits (1:12:57 AM): vhgvjkj lol
feeling grimm (1:14:03 AM): The sheer force of our combined angst summons the lord of toilet bowl cleaners. Let us bow before his mighty 99.9% germ eradication rate, and marvel at the spout which allows for under-rim shininess.
feeling grimm (1:14:29 AM): Afterward, we will resume our discussion.
zeyntits (1:14:32 AM): aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
zeyntits (1:15:03 AM): afterward, i will proceed by throwing a chair at you and/or locking you in a closet for 4hrs with a dead body depending on my gender
feeling grimm (1:17:05 AM): I will either need medical attention or a therapist in the aftermath, but whichever one it turns out to be, the doctor will be the exact same man as always. Also, he won't actually have a diploma for it, but we won't know that until Ty breaks his legs and sues the hospital for malpractice.
feeling grimm (1:17:18 AM): Let's not spoil that for the viewers.
zeyntits (1:17:32 AM): AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
zeyntits (1:19:17 AM): the only reason ty breaks both his legs is because i've found out he's really the ex-attorney of my daughter's neighbors store manager & the reason why i got nothing of the estate after my 98 yr old husband was mysteriously killed.
feeling grimm (1:19:33 AM): ps: i did it.
feeling grimm (1:19:38 AM): : D
zeyntits (1:20:08 AM): AAAAAAAFASDHGSDHGU SSDHDF THROWS TANTRUM TAKES GUN OUT FROM PURSE WHILE CRYING MAKE UP SUCKS WITH LIGHTING BTW
feeling grimm (1:21:19 AM): CLIFFHANGER ENDING WITH ME AND MY ARMS IN THE AIR WHILE THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK, WITH PROMISES OF SHOCKING ENDINGS NEXT TIME THAT WILL PROBABLY ONLY TURN OUT TO BE SOMETHING LIKE "I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THAT; HIS ASS WAS WRINKLY"
feeling grimm (1:22:00 AM): Because nobody wants bumwrinkle.
feeling grimm (1:22:04 AM): Nobody.
zeyntits (1:22:48 AM): i can't wait till they start putting us on the covers of those soap opera magazines that are like half the length of normal magazines & discuss not only our RL nose jobs but also what will happen .... tomorrow on the show. just for the viewers who can't bare to wait.
feeling grimm (1:24:30 AM): we'll make millions from the exorbitant shelf-prices. divorced gambling-addict grandmothers everywhere will pay good money to find out whose baby Ian really is.


OUR SECRET PLOT

IT IS REVEALED

O:

[identity profile] waywardwing.livejournal.com 2009-03-27 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what spawned this.

But it's beautiful.

[identity profile] likelikelaw.livejournal.com 2009-03-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR ICON MAKES THIS POST, GRIMM.

[identity profile] mismanage.livejournal.com 2009-03-27 08:08 am (UTC)(link)





that opening alone should make you want to buy the entire season on dvd
wolfofmibu: (did you srsly just say that)

[personal profile] wolfofmibu 2009-03-27 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... Wow.