IN WHICH C&C BECOMES A TYPICAL AFTERNOON TV SHOW FOR WHITE-HAIRED BIDDIES

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

zeyntits (1:09:19 AM): sometimes you cant take to people about two girls one cup and you realize this too late and you two will never rp togethe ever again
zeyntits (1:09:22 AM): *talk
feeling grimm (1:10:19 AM): MY GOD
feeling grimm (1:10:20 AM): ZEYN
feeling grimm (1:10:23 AM): I WILL NEVER
feeling grimm (1:10:25 AM): RP WITH YOU AGANI
feeling grimm (1:10:35 AM): ...That would have been more dramatic if I'd spelled it right
feeling grimm (1:10:38 AM): /pout
zeyntits (1:10:40 AM): AHAHAHAHA
zeyntits (1:10:50 AM): it was... very dramatic. i... am astounded
feeling grimm (1:11:07 AM): Was it?
feeling grimm (1:11:08 AM): NEVER AGANI, DO YOU HEAR ME?
feeling grimm (1:11:30 AM): /amused. not even sure what agani would be in that context.
zeyntits (1:12:03 AM): that misspelled again is really effective. like soap opera acting.
zeyntits (1:12:15 AM): i'm hurt, in conclusion
feeling grimm (1:12:26 AM): And now for a message from our sponsors?
zeyntits (1:12:39 AM): ?
feeling grimm (1:12:47 AM): It's a soap opera.
zeyntits (1:12:52 AM): OH
feeling grimm (1:12:56 AM): We argue, you feel hurt, I turn to face the camera dramatically; cue commercial
zeyntits (1:12:57 AM): vhgvjkj lol
feeling grimm (1:14:03 AM): The sheer force of our combined angst summons the lord of toilet bowl cleaners. Let us bow before his mighty 99.9% germ eradication rate, and marvel at the spout which allows for under-rim shininess.
feeling grimm (1:14:29 AM): Afterward, we will resume our discussion.
zeyntits (1:14:32 AM): aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
zeyntits (1:15:03 AM): afterward, i will proceed by throwing a chair at you and/or locking you in a closet for 4hrs with a dead body depending on my gender
feeling grimm (1:17:05 AM): I will either need medical attention or a therapist in the aftermath, but whichever one it turns out to be, the doctor will be the exact same man as always. Also, he won't actually have a diploma for it, but we won't know that until Ty breaks his legs and sues the hospital for malpractice.
feeling grimm (1:17:18 AM): Let's not spoil that for the viewers.
zeyntits (1:17:32 AM): AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
zeyntits (1:19:17 AM): the only reason ty breaks both his legs is because i've found out he's really the ex-attorney of my daughter's neighbors store manager & the reason why i got nothing of the estate after my 98 yr old husband was mysteriously killed.
feeling grimm (1:19:33 AM): ps: i did it.
feeling grimm (1:19:38 AM): : D
zeyntits (1:20:08 AM): AAAAAAAFASDHGSDHGU SSDHDF THROWS TANTRUM TAKES GUN OUT FROM PURSE WHILE CRYING MAKE UP SUCKS WITH LIGHTING BTW
feeling grimm (1:21:19 AM): CLIFFHANGER ENDING WITH ME AND MY ARMS IN THE AIR WHILE THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK, WITH PROMISES OF SHOCKING ENDINGS NEXT TIME THAT WILL PROBABLY ONLY TURN OUT TO BE SOMETHING LIKE "I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THAT; HIS ASS WAS WRINKLY"
feeling grimm (1:22:00 AM): Because nobody wants bumwrinkle.
feeling grimm (1:22:04 AM): Nobody.
zeyntits (1:22:48 AM): i can't wait till they start putting us on the covers of those soap opera magazines that are like half the length of normal magazines & discuss not only our RL nose jobs but also what will happen .... tomorrow on the show. just for the viewers who can't bare to wait.
feeling grimm (1:24:30 AM): we'll make millions from the exorbitant shelf-prices. divorced gambling-addict grandmothers everywhere will pay good money to find out whose baby Ian really is.


OUR SECRET PLOT

IT IS REVEALED

O:

Comments

!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

[dragony]

I WAS WAITING MONTHS FOR THAT PLOT LINE TO RESOLVE

MONTHS






YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING

/PULLS OUT GUN

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

GOD

WHAT PART OF


!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!

DID YOU NOT SEE?

[dragony]

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST USED A ROT13 OR SOMETHING. D:

D:





D:



Don't make me explode in a pillar of light and sparkles at you.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

NO

ANYTHING BUT THAT

D:

[dragony]

D:

YOU'VE GIVEN ME NO CHOICE

YOU

ALSO

ATE THE LAST OF THE PIE.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Actually, the dog got it.

[dragony]

But it was in the fridge!

[likelikelaw.livejournal.com]

The dog is Sirius.

[dragony]

... clever insult dog or literal dog?

[likelikelaw.livejournal.com]

Remus's dog I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[dragony]

... Is everyone from your world just terrible at keeping secrets?

[pacifister]

...









Yes.

[dragony]

...











hello.

[pacifister]

I'm sorry.

[dragony]

I...



... Apologize to me last.

[pacifister]

... Apologizing won't fix what I've done.

[dragony]

No, it won't.





'Sorry' doesn't undo anything. It just... pushes you forward.

[pacifister]

I'm not sure that I should go forward.

card game metaphors forever orz

[dragony]

It won't stay on this turn forever. You make your move, or you forfeit. If you still have even a scrap of life left, you can change the outcome.



Stopping won't fix anything, either.

This is in the spam comm, but

[pacifister]

I...



You're right. I have to change things for the better. My powers can help people. I have to do what I can to heal this City.

srs just link it on logs and tell everyone to ignore the comm it's in

[dragony]

Yes. I believe you will.

*Just might...* >_>

[pacifister]

Thank you.

Or else we can REHASH THIS AT THE PARTY?! *slinks back* also keywords

[dragony]

Thank you for not giving up.

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

At least she didn't tell you that Ian actually turns out to be the long lost sister of the dead body in the closet I locked Grimm up in, back for revenge when I least expect it because she has had plastic surgery 34 times and has gained my trust and is sleeping with me so she can finally make her move eventually and avenge her brother's death. After I've proposed.

[dragony]

[dragony]

*explodes*

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Oh shit.





Um.


Sorry.

[waywardwing.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what spawned this.

But it's beautiful.

[likelikelaw.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON MAKES THIS POST, GRIMM.

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

that opening alone should make you want to buy the entire season on dvd

[wolfofmibu]

... Wow.