http://olsensandwich.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-04-19 10:01 pm
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CRY WOLF: Day 4

The votes were cast and counted. At the end of the day, Kreeptonian was led out to a symphony of cheering off to the segway garage. There he was shaved, skinned, and left in a meat freezer set on high. His skin was used to line a new coat for Zero.

Kreeptonian was a sheep.


Welcome to Day Four


It's a little chilly today, with some drizzle to add to the gloomy look of the sky. Those segway tracks are starting to cake with mud.

Something is wrong, though. Not far from the snack table, innocent sheep Trowa's limbs can be found scattered, missing a few digits on the hands. Fragments of bones are crushed into the muddy tracks, and some teeth are scattered across the grassy meadow. Nothing else can be found of him.

But that's not all. Sly wolf Ruka's corpse is strung out on the fenceposts; her eyes, tongue, and kidneys are missing. The side of her skull is indented, like the handlebar of a segway smashed into it.

As if that wasn't enough, the fencepost next to her is now decorated with the body of the alpha wolf, Edgeworth. His ruffles are shredded, his hair mussed, and the skin of his face appears to have been forcibly ripped off. His feet are shoeless and crushed, indented with tire tracks. Seems there was some infighting among the wolves, and these two didn't come out so lucky.


The violence has escalated. What will the flock do?


VOTE THREAD

WOLF VOTING



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Kreeptonian, Trowa, Ruka, and Edgeworth are all out of the game. They are welcome to haunt as ghosts (use Courier Font to distinguish yourselves), just as the other deceased are.


THE FLOCK:
Sai
Kiryu
Saitou
Bullseye
Tyler
Rorschach
Teddy
Castiel
Mazi
Tim
Clark
Riddler
Raven
Anna
Elsa
Waspinator
Lust
Atsuko
Billy
The Violator
The Pied Piper
Catwoman
Wolverine
Captain Britain
Galactus
EVE
Ammy
Lyra
Circe
Sirius
Nico
Chief
Ruby
Hulk
Metabee
Meta Knight
Superboy
Jason
Axel
Optimus Prime
The Devil's Chair
Captain America
Godzilla
Adam
Doctor Horrible
Harvey Dent
Malchior
Natasha
Bucky

Total deaths: 8
Known wolves: 3

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
You could try flirting with me.

Then I know you'd do anything to prove your innocence.

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes death is the best option.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
See, now I know you're guilty.






















And possibly intimidated by my masculinity.

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[WHATEVER, HE'S GOING TO DO SOME CROSSWORDS.



Yeah. Manly ones.]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[god he is just precious]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to make sammiches until he's done.]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[oh i guess i'll just have this yogurt instead then]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[OH GOD IT'S EVEN MOVING!



... What sort of sammich would you like?]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU'RE THE DETECTIVE YOU FIGURE IT OUT]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[GOSH WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT A COLLAR ON ME AND BE DONE WITH IT?



I'm going with a gyro sammich.]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS A FABULOUS IDEA okay you get to live]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[... If I wasn't so in love with the sound of my own voice, I'd probably gag myself more often...]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[WE CAN TOTALLY DO THAT TOO]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[..................... will there be question marks painted on it?






Because then it's okay.]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god what is wrong with you]

You got to hear me laugh. Was it all you hoped for?

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IT'S A THEME]

I'm enthralled; it was a moving symphony of overwhelming nonchalance with a hint of malice and irony.

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU KNOW WHO HAD THEMES? HITLER.]

It's not a wine, Mr. Nygma.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE INTERNET, NOW DID HE?]

But it is a bit of a whine, I must say. Rather endearing, really.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Are you going to hurt me now?

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