http://olsensandwich.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-04-19 10:01 pm
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CRY WOLF: Day 4

The votes were cast and counted. At the end of the day, Kreeptonian was led out to a symphony of cheering off to the segway garage. There he was shaved, skinned, and left in a meat freezer set on high. His skin was used to line a new coat for Zero.

Kreeptonian was a sheep.


Welcome to Day Four


It's a little chilly today, with some drizzle to add to the gloomy look of the sky. Those segway tracks are starting to cake with mud.

Something is wrong, though. Not far from the snack table, innocent sheep Trowa's limbs can be found scattered, missing a few digits on the hands. Fragments of bones are crushed into the muddy tracks, and some teeth are scattered across the grassy meadow. Nothing else can be found of him.

But that's not all. Sly wolf Ruka's corpse is strung out on the fenceposts; her eyes, tongue, and kidneys are missing. The side of her skull is indented, like the handlebar of a segway smashed into it.

As if that wasn't enough, the fencepost next to her is now decorated with the body of the alpha wolf, Edgeworth. His ruffles are shredded, his hair mussed, and the skin of his face appears to have been forcibly ripped off. His feet are shoeless and crushed, indented with tire tracks. Seems there was some infighting among the wolves, and these two didn't come out so lucky.


The violence has escalated. What will the flock do?


VOTE THREAD

WOLF VOTING



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Kreeptonian, Trowa, Ruka, and Edgeworth are all out of the game. They are welcome to haunt as ghosts (use Courier Font to distinguish yourselves), just as the other deceased are.


THE FLOCK:
Sai
Kiryu
Saitou
Bullseye
Tyler
Rorschach
Teddy
Castiel
Mazi
Tim
Clark
Riddler
Raven
Anna
Elsa
Waspinator
Lust
Atsuko
Billy
The Violator
The Pied Piper
Catwoman
Wolverine
Captain Britain
Galactus
EVE
Ammy
Lyra
Circe
Sirius
Nico
Chief
Ruby
Hulk
Metabee
Meta Knight
Superboy
Jason
Axel
Optimus Prime
The Devil's Chair
Captain America
Godzilla
Adam
Doctor Horrible
Harvey Dent
Malchior
Natasha
Bucky

Total deaths: 8
Known wolves: 3

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, jest as much as you'd like. But your efforts are in vain.


Don't make me find a fanfic where we're paired, two souls romantically intertwined in the arms of one another. Sitting on the warm sands of a tropical beach, observing the sun set as the mellow light illuminates the blue hue of your eyes eye.




Because I will.
Edited 2009-04-20 03:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] ravishravage.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
And by 'find', I'm guessing you mean 'make'?

[identity profile] ravishravage.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
By all means, go ahead. I'm sure it'll be very self-indulgent and ridiculous. I need a good laugh.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do you now?

So do you think McKeever was an insert for Clock King? I can see similarities.

[identity profile] ravishravage.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
We're walking into ick-territory, Riddle-boy.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
What will it take for you to never call me that again?

[identity profile] ravishravage.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Gonna go with 'no more Clock King-isms' on that one.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't know, such a sacrifice would be untimely.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Just. One more thing.

How could you bear those glasses of his?

Okay. Deal.