goshdarnspam | Hey C&C!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

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NO WONDER I KEEP SNEEZING AND MY EYES ARE ITCHING!!!

QUARANTINE!!!!

No but really.
My husband was telling me about this doctor's office at the mall he patrols.
A woman came in who had been in Texas for a week with flu-like symptoms and they completely flipped on her, and other patients refused to stay in the office if she was in there. It ended up being allergies.

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yo dawg i herd you like swine in your flu so i put bacon in your mucous so you can swine while you whine

._. wow

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Bitsy did a bad, bad thing.

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DAMN IT.

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ITS PASSING AROUND CAMPUS. PANIC NOW.

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OH GOD GET IN THE CAR

I THINK I KNOW BETTER THAN TO DO THAT BY NOW D:

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YOU'RE GOING TO USE THAT ICON FOR EVERYTHING AREN'T YOU.

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wolfofmibu - 2009-05-01 04:27 (UTC) - Expand

oh please no

it's too late for you now

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easytochop.livejournal.com - 2009-05-01 04:38 (UTC) - Expand

MONOKUROBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Edited 2009-05-01 04:47 (UTC)

um.

eh?

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leggomyciggo.livejournal.com - 2009-05-01 05:01 (UTC) - Expand

SHIT. YES.

/passes

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quinnade.livejournal.com - 2009-05-01 05:03 (UTC) - Expand

Yes.

I got it from Arcbeetle.

Bastard sneezed on my sandwich.

._. Sucks to be you man.

Sucks to be you.

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Population killing viral epidemic FUCK YEAH BRB GONNA MAKE A MORE KILLER STRAIN OF IT.

...

I mean oh noes.

XD

It's so terrible that this has increased my playing of Pandemic 2 by leaps and bounds.

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*lives in TX probably has it, spreads it to EVERYONE*

/lives in TX; doesn't WANT it, rapidly reacts badly to respiratory infections

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blk-arachnia.livejournal.com - 2009-05-01 21:44 (UTC) - Expand

/is too vegan for any of this nonsense

*BREATHES ON YOU ALL*

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I have four bottles of hand sanitizer, a packet of disinfectant wipes, vitamin-c enriched foods galore, vitamin supplements all over, AND I AM NOT TOUCHING MY FACE.

I'm in New York (state).

It's like mass panic, even though it's just in the city.

Wal-Mart has a bunch of specials on hand sanitizer and those little traveling bottles sell out like a mofo.

It's hilarious and terrifying.

I JUST HOPE IT'S LIKE THE STAND AND I GET TO JOIN SOME EPIC RESISTANCE TO FIGHT THE ANTI-CHRIST (who rides a motorcycle and chills in Vegas). WHO WANTS TO WALK TO NEBRASKA WITH ME IF IT COMES DOWN TO IT????

I'LL JOIN YOU

OH YES I WILL