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THIS MEME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INSANE COLLABORATIONS OF MADELINE AND ELLE. ♥

In this meme, there are four tables with four different drinks on it:
Red, blue, green, and orange.

Each of your characters gets to pick ONE color, and says their pick in a comment.

Once everyone has picked their drink, we'll reveal the effects of the color you chose, and you are now forced to act on them no matter what. Obey the roofies.

thedrinkeffects

RED: Has to sincerely confess their undying love to either Zero, Science, or Grimm in no less than six comments.
BLUE: Has to go to FanFiction.Net and recite excerpts from the first fic listed in their fandom for no less than ten comments (pick a random one off the MISC section if you don't have a category). Feel free to react accordingly.
GREEN: Goes and slaps every character in the meme on the ass..
ORANGE: Goes to imeem.com and embeds or links the first song that shows up when they type in their hero alias (or first name, if the first search comes up empty).

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~~Yay, this one again~~~

Blue~

~~Oh, god, this is going to be painful. I actually have to read this crap...let it be known that Yuusei/Aki and Jack/Mikage are two of my least favorite shis in the fandom. DX~~

Fic: Life's Bittersweet Taste

Edited 2009-05-14 04:08 (UTC)

Huh...someone's been writing stuff about Yuusei and Jack...and Aki...?

"Jack." said the dark and demanding voice of Aki Izayoi simply. Jack didn't bother to look up from his deck, which he had laid out on the table in front of him to examine.

"What do you want?" grumbled Jack.

"Advice."

"Go find it somewhere else. Like from Yusei. Whatever advice you want, I can assure you that Yusei will provide you with better suggestions than I can."

"I can't."

"Why?"

"Because I need advice on Yusei." said Aki in a matter-of-fact tone. Jack paused and sighed before finally looking up at Aki.

...Sounds like them...[laughs] Aki shouldn't be asking Jack for advice on Yuusei. She should be going to Crow.

"Does this have anything to do with you being head-over-heels in love with him?"

...

WHAT?

....

[cue laughing] I didn't think Aki-chan even tolerated Yuusei! This makes no sense!

"Because you're Yusei's friend. And if he returned any of my feelings, he would tell you about it." explained Aki.

"Yusei and I are hardly friends. Go ask Crow."

"Crow," began Aki, contemplating what she was going to say next ", Is an idiot. He would not be able to tell me anything about Yusei's romantic interests."

...

Crow is not an idiot. A traitor and a coward he might be (sometimes), but he is not an idiot.

...Most of the time he's not an idiot...

Edited 2009-05-14 04:19 (UTC)

"Good point. Go ask Mikage. She's much smarter than Crow, and romance is probably more of her specialty than mine or Crow's."

[laughs] Jack would think that. He's wrong, though.

Who the hell is Mikage?

" Is that so? What a shame. But she is such a pretty little thing, that I wouldn't be surprised if you did end up falling for her. It's only natural. So you'll be stumbling over yourself, wondering what to do, and making a complete fool out of yourself. But I won't help you, because you won't help me. Thus, you'll be doomed to live this life living with nothing but cats," said Aki, her expression growing more playful as she spoke ", Which is sad, because there are things I could tell you about her that could really help you win her heart."

...The Aki I've met has yet to say this much at one time...

"Fine," said Jack, giving in to the latter ", I'll tell you this: He talk about you a lot. Aki-this, Aki-that. It's like you're the center of his existence."

And this doesn't sound like the Yuusei I know. At all. He hardly says anything...

I might have to ask him about this, though...

...There's more than one chapter to this...

"I can still clearly remember the first time I kissed Aki; where we were, how I felt, what she tasted like..."

Why is it in first-person, all of a sudden? Is this supposed to be yuusei? This doesn't sound like Yuusei. Yuusei isn't that kind of sappy.

Thinking about her taste, however, made me wonder about my own. Did I taste good to her? And more importantly, did we taste good together? These questions bothered me, always nibbling at my consciousness.

I wanted to ask Aki, but every time I tried, my heart would grow shy and my tongue would lose the words I planned to say. So my questions went unanswered.

And I hated it.

So, I made a decision to go ahead and ask her, no matter how big of a fool I would make of myself.

...This.

Why would someone write this?

This doesn't sound like Yuusei at all...

I paused and inhaled a deep breath of air before mentally slapping myself for how obviously nervous I was being.

"Do you...?" I began, feeling the words start to slip out of my mind, like they always do "...remember the first time we kissed?"

YUUSEI DOESN'T ACT LIKE THAT. What is this crap? This is completely wrong!

"It's nothing. Don't worry about it. It's just something stupid, really." I said, still chuckling slightly. Aki looked unconvinced. So I sauntered over to her and gave her a brief kiss on the lips, licking her lip slightly just to steal a taste of her cinnamon.

...

"We're Apple Cinnamon." I repeated. Aki stared at me, looking slightly bewildered before chuckling a little herself.

"Yusei...You're retarded."

"No," I said, correcting her ", I'm just in love."

This is...

HORRIBLE

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT IS NOT YUUSEI

OR AKI. I like Aki, and thatis not her.

I'm not reading any more of this. This is horrifying.

*SLAPS ETC ETC*

/glares right back

/ass slap

*slaaaaaps*

/Slaps that satisfying ass.

/better be satisfying, or he's doing it wrong~

/YOU GUESSED IT! IT'S ANOTHER ASS-SLAP! :)

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satisfiedsigner - 2009-05-14 04:59 (UTC) - Expand

/slaps, feels like a pedo

satisfiedsigner - 2009-05-14 05:00 (UTC) - Expand

meowminx - 2009-05-14 05:01 (UTC) - Expand

*SLAP*