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mysterydrinkmeme

THIS MEME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INSANE COLLABORATIONS OF MADELINE AND ELLE. ♥

In this meme, there are four tables with four different drinks on it:
Red, blue, green, and orange.

Each of your characters gets to pick ONE color, and says their pick in a comment.

Once everyone has picked their drink, we'll reveal the effects of the color you chose, and you are now forced to act on them no matter what. Obey the roofies.

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RED: Has to sincerely confess their undying love to either Zero, Science, or Grimm in no less than six comments.
BLUE: Has to go to FanFiction.Net and recite excerpts from the first fic listed in their fandom for no less than ten comments (pick a random one off the MISC section if you don't have a category). Feel free to react accordingly.
GREEN: Goes and slaps every character in the meme on the ass..
ORANGE: Goes to imeem.com and embeds or links the first song that shows up when they type in their hero alias (or first name, if the first search comes up empty).

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Blue.

/ass slap

Excuse me?

...*slaps his ass really, really hard*

I don't think he felt that one.

Aw damn.

I'll slap him harder next time.

There won't be a next time.

Oh yes there will.

*SLAPS

MY HAND HURTS*

Hey! What the frag?

All right, then. "Forced" by ArchangelXAmy.

...That's a stupid name.

[Clears his throat.] Ahem.

"Now where am I?

Megatron stopped and turned around. No one was behind him. Strange though, he just heard a voice say something. Shrugging it off, he continued forward."

Megatron?! Why would anyone write a story about him?

"Autobot?

A confused feeling penetrated into Megatron. Confusion? Megatron had nothing to puzzle about though. His orders had just been given out at their recent meeting, and all was well. He would board the Nemesis with four able bodied cons in search of the allspark. What could possibly confuse him?"

I'm already bored with this slag.

"I'm an Autobot...

Megatron froze. He knew he heard something that time, specifically about Autobots. Megatron searched all around him, but no one was there."

What is this?! Seriously, what is this?! Why is Megatron hearing voices? And why is every other line in italics?

"Growling, Megatron called out, “who's there?” No answer was heard. 'What could be going on here?' Megatron thought to himself, now confused as well.

Who said that?"

Helloooo...it's called a shift key...learn to use it!

"A panicked feeling shot through Megatron, originating not from him, but quickly spreading throughout Megatron's entire frame. What was happening?

Who said that? My instructors left, someone's here."

Oh, come on. Even I know that's wrong.

"Words tumbled into Megatron's audios, but they had no source. He couldn't detect from where they came. It was like someone was trying to piece something together, but they couldn't figure out what.

'Who are you?' Megatron thought mostly to himself. He was surprised to find an answer.

I don't know. My instructors didn't tell me my name yet.

'A comm link. Some one is comm-ing me.' Realization dawned on Megatron, realizing he was the victim of some cruel prank. Whenever he finds whoever is behind this, they're going to pay.

Who's comm-ing you? General curiosity was laced through the slightly less panicked voice."

Oh, look at that, it's a comm link! And it took you that long to figure it out?