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mysterydrinkmeme

THIS MEME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INSANE COLLABORATIONS OF MADELINE AND ELLE. ♥

In this meme, there are four tables with four different drinks on it:
Red, blue, green, and orange.

Each of your characters gets to pick ONE color, and says their pick in a comment.

Once everyone has picked their drink, we'll reveal the effects of the color you chose, and you are now forced to act on them no matter what. Obey the roofies.

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RED: Has to sincerely confess their undying love to either Zero, Science, or Grimm in no less than six comments.
BLUE: Has to go to FanFiction.Net and recite excerpts from the first fic listed in their fandom for no less than ten comments (pick a random one off the MISC section if you don't have a category). Feel free to react accordingly.
GREEN: Goes and slaps every character in the meme on the ass..
ORANGE: Goes to imeem.com and embeds or links the first song that shows up when they type in their hero alias (or first name, if the first search comes up empty).

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...except the boy was still standing, draped in the shredded fragments of his favorite pair of blue jeans and red/yellow flannel shirt, and the few remaining shards of his glasses. Everyone stopped their fighting and gaped at the lone figure, who simply chewed his bubblegum and glared around him.

"Those clothes were a present from Ma and Pa," he said in his Kansas drawl.

Then, with nary a shrug, he soared into air faster than Pan had ever achieved, damn-near cracking the sound barrier in the process. He flew like a meteor into and through the steel vessel, straight down, puncturing a boy-sized hole in the hull as he punched through the bottom. Then, he lifted the vessel clear out of the water, simultaneously cutting the conning tower off with actinic beams of light from his eyes. He flipped the ship over and proceeded to shake the remaining crew out of it, who plunged screaming into the shallow waters of the lagoon -- there to meet a reception of hungry crocodiles and malicious mermaids. The calm waters frothed and foamed red, and then were suddenly silent and empty. Meanwhile, the now-empty ship was unceremoniously tossed onto the beach, more-or-less crushing the landing party that had been raising such havoc with the natives.